Sudoku Puzzles

Well, after I turn the page...

Hello again. Have to go back and read the bottom of Page 1.

Jim.

Kathy, that's what we get for befriending the expatriate Scot, eh? We see her so lonely and sad ... reach out and lend her some kindness ... brighten her life ... and this is what we get in return ...

yeah, right.

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - More...

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk nak*d to the bathroom.

If you see partner along the way, shake w*lly at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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If someone holds the door for you, and snidely remarks "Age before beauty", you can cheerfully respond "Pearls before swine..."

/Lone

Good afternoon to all! Today's photo is new life, and that's no bull.

Speaking of calves....

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, 'Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump More...

I always enjoy coming on the site and reading all the complimentary remarks you ladies make to one-another. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy....

Not a grateful bone in her body, Judy! But, I think we should continue with our kind and loving support. She is just so needy.

Mo, REALLY lol!

I haven't got enough to do - the morning is dragging!

Mo
When did you do your peeping tom in our bathroom!!!!

2:32, hi all.

Time to go home, once I've handed over my patient. See you later!

Jimmy Wishing you a Big Aussie Birthday Wish for the 13th. Hmmmmmm I get to wish you Happy Birthday in Aussie time and again tomorrow in Jupiter time, Woooo! Hoooo!!!

Sounds like Jimmy is gonna get lucky twice ...

ewewewewewew

TMI!

There's no stopping you, Judy!!! Did the Bunny get lucky for his birthday????

Now THAT is TMI!!!

But you know bunnies ...

Hehehe!!!

With any luck the bunny made a run for it on his birthday!

Good morning all.
Happy Birthday Jim - enjoy your day.

Good Morning All
First time I've got on the site before 9pm Oz time for weeks. They are actually expecting me to do some work during the day.
CynB is that a set of dentures about to devour a galah.

Most of the ski areas around here are open..!
Went to Breckenridge yesterday since I had a day off.

Oh, Jim - I am SO envious! I haven't skiied in 6 years, but I hope to this year.

Good Morning

saylz, sorry to take your post.

An interesting commentary on "galah" follows:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Galah

Morning, GMo what a scream I couldn't stop laughing, the number of times that I have had to dry off hubby's back that he reckons he can't reach hmmmm. You can see its a newborn, still wet behind the ears.

2:07 Good morning all.
A few nice veal steaks there!! Actually, I rarely eat red meat these days. I must overcook it.

Greg, are you running a temperature again!

1.00


who knew?

Thank you Ian for that web reference. I found it very entertaining. So much truth amongst whatever the rest of it was. I'm not sure whether I'm a drongo or an Edna.

to you,
to you,
dear Jim!!!
to you!
May your special day be wongerful with a and lots of !

sure are a lot to read to catch up on the day

I was going to take a shower but Gannie Mo might be watching.

must be nice to be able to ski Jim the last time I did cost me a good knee

Golly GannieMo, have you been peeping around?
ROLF - that is soooo like my hubby!!
And yes, my bath sheet is way larger than my hubby's bath towel. I offered to get a large one like mine but he declined it. His towel is about the size of my hair drying towel. Hey, with hair down to your waist you need a big towel!

Hmmmm shall I go for it?