Sudoku Puzzles

Sorry, Fiona, That country song needed its music.

The road is clear. Time to haul some more fill...
BBL

Drive safe!

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolly Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola More...

You need the right smilie to go with that, jeb.
That's one of my favorites.

Another Alternate TFTD: (AATFTD)

" Our life begins with our cry and ends with another's cry. Try to fill this gap with as much laughter as possible."

THAT I like, Kathy.

Got an email the other day showing slogans on T-shirts. Onee said "I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there, and I don't want to see you every day!"

Sorry, don't know why there's such a big space under the post.

Can we buy you that t shirt, CP?

The other T-shirt that was topical in our house just now was "I don't mind going to work. It's the 8 hours I have to wait to come home that's the problem!"

You could wear it under your uniform! And smile...

Don't think so, Mariane - because some days (just occasionally) I work in Heaven!

True - and just flash it to appropriate people!

Then I'd be in trouble for flashing.....

I'm still driving the shift co-ordinators silly by saying "no, thanks!".

But I work rostered shifts again tomorrow and Thursday nights.

That's it! We'll get one printed for you! "No thanks!"
It's not the work you do CP - it is the administrivia and personality rubbish that goes with the job! I reckon baby catching (when it goews right) must be AMAZING!

Got to go - running late (as usual!) Talk later.

I like that word - administrivia!!

How about adding an L? administrivial!

Ah, Jeb - shades of Pogo... Love his carols!

Jeb, I'm sure Walt Kelly is smiling in heaven to see this post of yours. Thanks!

It sure put a smile on MY face! Thanks, Jeb!

Update on the multi-vehicle accident. 72 vehicles involved, no fatalities, six minor injuries, highway re-opened after about 6 hours. I think some angels were looking after all those folks involved.

Sorry for the delay folks. Unfortunately like the rest of you, I have to work and sleep and can't be here 24/7.
The reports I have received been attended.
As I cannot read every comment on the easy page all the time, if a post offends, please let me know using the 'Report this comment as abusive' link, it's the surefire way of letting me know.

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger... !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !

I'm utterly 'spent' after two days of intensive editing.
I'm too tired today even to read the posts, let alone do the puzzle or write any more than this.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

RayRay, stopped my CP. Have to try again.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Thanks hallmonitor.

Good CP, FOM!

Hick! Hick-up! Hick-up! Oh my. Shiela, today right after work I made bourbon balls. Had to try the cookies, to make shuree they were alright! Hick! Hmmmm having a difficult time getting my fingers to press the right keys! Hick-up!

Did you make them with good Kentucky bourbon?
Please send some this way, Shosho.