Sudoku Puzzles

2 Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night.... After 3 hours of Stunning Mind-Blowing Sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the Girls are getting on" ??????? :-)))

Mo & CG

Ooooo, Legs.

C Jim, That's quite a car...

Lots of good jokes today. Wish I had time to linger...but I just dropped in to remind you to post recipes on the Recipes page in the Forum so I can transfer them to the cookbook when I update it this weekend. Thanks!!!

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera More...

Legs - why are you posting Irish jokes from Wales?

Legs, Irish or not, that 'joke' is in poor taste for this site chum, at least in my opinion.

Mine, too, Greg.

Let's clean it up a bit, Legs!

Try the puzzle, people!
Off to fix dinner...Bye.

Jane, I will add the recipe for Lamb Koftas, Vici had it while she was here and is asking for the recipe!

That's one I won't pass on.

THE SENILITY PRAYER
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Always remember this.
You don't stop laughing because you are growing old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

Seem to be at the doctor's all the time. Keep falling over around the house. Don't get on with neighbours. All of my friend's have passed on. Thank God I've still got my driver's licence.

Reporter interviewing 104 year old on birthday:
Q: What's the best thing about being 104?
A: No Peer pressure.

The nice thing about being senile is that you can hide your own easter eggs.

Anyone get the impression I'm feeling my age this morning.

Yep - you definitely seem to be preoccupied with aging this morning, saylz.

Legs, I think your post is very much in keeping with the tone and "standards" (whatever they are) on this site.

Ignore the criticisms... Kiss my grits, Garden Party, scroll past it.

Comments are welcome on a new Forum topic.

Good Morning everyone

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and More...

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that!
2. Causes you More...

Comments Made in the Year 1955!
That's only 53 years ago!

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'

'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2,000.00 will More...

CRABBY OLD MAN

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near
Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions,
They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed More...

And I'm loving and living..............life over again! .

I think of the years ...all too few......gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact........that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people ..........open and see..
Not a crabby old man. Look More...

Getting old is so hard at times - -

Yesterday I got Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip.


NOW , I talk like an as hole

..... but my gums don't itch!

Jokes & Other(s) to a cp.

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Wise words in that post, Jerry. I heard it many years ago - it is a great reminder to see past the ravages of age.

Good maen, y'all! Just became a member yesterday and I must tell everyone the whether was amazing today in Alabama: blue sky, temperature just right, everything perfect. I hope all are having or have had a nice day! See y'all later

Typo: I meant weather lol. I am tired lol.

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She More...

Good to see you posting, Jim. Welcome!

1+1

Jerry, I wish I could remember that last one about the lawyers. I don't even think I could copy and paste that one. that is one for the books

Steve, it's pretty straight forward.
highlight the text.
right click in the highlighted area.
copy.
open your word processor or email program.
create a new document / message.
right click - paste.

Hello/good night all - made a quick visit - they are few and far between these days!

So slow to get to the bottom of the page.....

But I'm here to .......