Sudoku Puzzles

Good afternoon to all! Looks like someone is planning to have sushi for lunch.

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts More...

I think Steven owns every early PP&M album. All on vinyl. RIP Mary

Gregger, I think that may possibly be the worst joke you've ever posted...

Maybe the worst joke, but it DOES have a 'ring' to it...

Greg, I too, mourn the passing of Mary. But it is our lot in life to be born, grow, mature and die. Hopefully we make some kind of mark as we pass through life.
Do not grieve my friend - except perhaps for the awful jokes that occasionally appear on these pages, and yours today was a real groaner.

Quick hello and good bye, been busy catching babies - now have to do the paperwork before i can go home.

Well thank you folks! It is nice to know I'm recognized for my bad jokes and not for my drooling.

Hi everyone, I must be early today only 48 comments.

The answer to yesterday's (or was it the day before? When ever it was!)puzzler:
During WWII, the Germans used the metric system. He stated miles instead of kilometers.

Cheers! to Greg (who gave me a German lesson along with his answer!), Colo Jim, Angie/Wis, and Glenn.

Judi! Where have you been so long????

Greg, people have been shot for less than that!
All together now!

Has anyone heard from Lynndee? I hope all was OK with the birth of her grandchild.

Good Evening Trouble's Mom!!!!! No, I haven't heard from LynnDee in several weeks. I, too, hope all is okay!

EEEECCCCKKKK! We have caught 2 mice and 1 shrew in the past week in the family room!!!! I sure hope this isn't a sign of the winter we are about to enter!!!!!

all. I have been in touch with LynnDee a few times since the birth of her grandson. All went well & mother & baby are doing fine. LynnDee's daughter will soon start a new job, & Grandma LynnDee will be the full time babysitter!

Debby: For the squeamish, see

http://www.scotts.com/smg/catalog/productTemplate.jsp?tabs=general&proId=prod10230002& ;itemId=cat10070002&id=

And watch the video...

"safe...simple...clean"

"Learn. Do. Enjoy." (what?)

"kill and contain."

I doubt if they let the poor little mouse starve to death, but they dont't show you the part where they crush its little head...

Didn't President Carter pardon Peter Yarrow for some child sex offense on his last day in office?

Like many performers, PPM/Mary Travers had a lull between stardom and for some, a blessed, active nostalgia market (instead of oblivion).

I went to a PPM concert somewhere around 1990. By that time, they were performing in Summer Theater tent concerts, not Carnegie Hall. Capacity about More...

2.06 Mmm, fresh fish.

♪♫Where have all the Sudokuist gone♫♪

WARNING:
This contains a MATH problem.

If someone did something only 20 days out of the year (365 days), what percent did they do that thing?

Thanks!

dang. no patience again.

But I really do need to know the answer to that...

Angie - 5.48%

everyone!
The Japanese have been known to have eaten anything that swims crawls, exists in the sea! We took my mom to an aquarium and had to explain to her that the fish were not for consumption!

My mom played a horrible prank on us kids once. She yelled out on day "Does anyone want to eat taco?" We thought she meant the Mexican ones and ran to the kitchen, only to come to a screeching halt when we realized she meant the Japanese one (taco means octopus in Japanese)

one day, not on day!

Broni, out to lunch!

AGAIN????? Gee's Tail....

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

A curious bird is the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I wish that I knew how the hell he can.

2:07, hi all

Victoria, THANK YOU!!! I kept getting 18 percent somehow and I knew that was not right.

Math was my favorite subject in school, but I could do without percentages.

Ian, what an interesting comment to make about Peter Yarrow. In fact, in 2003 Peter Yarrow received a Congressional Citation and a standing ovation in Congress for his work related to Operation Respect, an organization he and his two children created. The stated mission of this organization was: More...

CG and Ian are both correct, it appears from some quick inet research.
Yarrow pled guilty and served 3 months for taking "immoral and improper liberties" with a 14-year old groupie in a Washington, D.C. hotel room. He later called it "the worst mistake I ever made" and More...