Sudoku Puzzles

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there More...

I'll post 80 and leave the new page to some one else while I crawl away on my three knees.

Woops!

charge!

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body
WITNESS: The autopsy started arount 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time More...

Saylz - I was told I had a nephew and 3 kneeses in Australia. You must be one of them!!!

Don't startle the horses, saylz...

shosho - very funny!!!

The smoke alarm (I mean timer) just went off. Dinner is ready.

Linda - have fun in TX! Will you be visiting someone you know there?
I just got home from a "grandma-to-be" shower? The guest of honor in our circle of tennis players & long time friends is finally expecting her FIRST grandchild. Only one other of the nine of us who were there More...

Speaking of knees, one of the only TWO(!) I have is still hurting, but not as much. I am holding off playing any more tennis, Jane, until after I see the dr. this Tuesday at 3 PM.

3 knees are handy, Kathy. Good for spare parts.

Good luck with your doctor's appointment. Hope it's just something pulled that will work its way back into place. Or a very mild case of arthritis.

DOES YOUR CAMPGROUND HAVE A B.C.?

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation.
More...

Good morning all.
'Lost World Valley' - not my pic but I've been there, probably an hour's drive SW of Brisbane.
Some good jokes/smiles this morning.

Oh, Jane! Bet the delicate lady fainted upon reading the letter! ROFL!

Lovely photo. I wonder if it is one of Martha's.
It's a beautiful area, lots of great walks and ancient rainforests. It's normally quite a bit cooler there during summer and of course they get lots of rain.

Jane, Shosho - -

Good night worldly people.

She's the bee's knees and has six, with only half bandaged - those beeing the three down the right side - with the left left unbandaged, so she can walk but only round in anticlockwise circles as a flying bird looks on top of her, hopefully without egesting.

Quiet on site today and quiet at work. Half the staff have gone to Sydney but got caught with the baggage handlers strike. They were delayed a couple of hours but should be there and setting up for the show they are attending.

A group of kindergarteners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over More...

Well done, Anne. Good joke too.
[Thinks: must remember to put hyphens between the letters]

Rayray, sorry if the punctuation isn't all there as I had to cut and paste it three times (and tidy it up a bit) and got sick of it in the end.
Rap over the knuckles for me!!

Hello everyone,just love these misty mornings. Jerry thanks for the laughs and I haven't even got past page 1

Ok now that I've read page 2 & 3 I'm still splitting my sides with laughter great jokes and Shosho's court readings and of course our Judy never fails to get the right comment in at the right time.

2.11 I see Little Foot.

Hi Amelia, think I read you will be moving again soon.
Rayray, Anne, Shosho and Jane ROFL!

Hi Broni yes we are if we can get the people we are buying the house off to geta move on its a private sale so they are doing it their way. LOL

We are also coming up to Glasshouse to visit with my brother for a few days while my Mum is in Sydney with my sister.

Thanks for the laughs today everyone.