Sudoku Puzzles

Was it the same egg, Greg?

A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she found her More...

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. He said to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go to the bathroom and then I'll put the make on that new blonde stewardess."
The stewardess hears this, and runs up the aisle More...

Greg, the egg should be cooked by now....
Love the jokes!

I think all you women should enjoy what you have (or don't have, LOL) and don't get your eggspectations up!

My goodness, Greg! Putting out the garbage from cooking that egg must have taxed the refuse collectors.
Did they charge you a premium for that? They might well have done so here.

Not a lot of movement on the puzzle front. Only two participants, so far.
Posting again in case some "just didn't get to it".

There are ten horses, but only 9 stables. How do you fit all the horses inside?

-You can't put 2 horses in the same stable.
-You More...

Nurse Ratched, I presume??

Well Ray, I didn't have any problem with the garbage pick-up, but I must admit I do still have to wash all the dishes the onerous chore took.

A horse is a horse of course of course.....
unless it's unable to fit in the stable,
and then of course it's a homeless horse,
whose name is Mr. Ed.

In between all the clever repartee, perhaps you could give the puzzle a try, WWWC?

Now, if Greg can whip out that little ditty (never mind, Judy)you all can certainly take a moment and ponder the puzzle!

!! People are trying!!! That's the spirit!

Greg has a little ditty???

My solution, Kathy? Make tacos out of one horse, and there won't be a problem ...

Just kidding, Heidi ...

Sorry ... I'm a little cranky today, dealing with the vagaries of high elevation weather. Last week, we sat in T-shirts around the campfire after dark. Today, as noon approaches, it is a whopping 40 degrees ... and there are snowflakes in the air! Gr-r-r!

Greg! Maybe you need a luscious asian au pair to do all those dishes - before the very plates, saucepans, and 'cluttery' all rot and rust away.

Someone is volunteering big hairy arms to keep you warm, Judy!

Greg's ditty is his business.....

Is that YOU, Kathy? Uh ... I think I'll pass ...

What a beautiful picture!

Hello to everyone.

I have been to the Farmers Market today and the grocery store, again......

Have a great day everyone!

But, under the circumstances, he probably doesn't get a lot of business ...

His business is his business!

Of course it's not me! The big guy has been looking all over the mountain for you

Good mAen everyone.

Greg I always enjoy your jokes/humor.

Judy, I bet just the other day you were wishing for some cooler weather would be nice.

LynnDee are you a Grandma yet?
Garrett should have arrived yesterday. Did he? How is everyone doing?

Well, Kathy ... maybe if we hosed him down ... he looks a bit rank ...

I want to let shosho and Karen from Texas know that your guesses and mine for the baby guessing game have come and gone and still no baby Garrett. But no one is hoping he will come soon more than my anxious daughter, SaraLyn!

Don't hurt his feelings, Judy. After all, you're the gorilla his dreams!

Please keep the jokes rolling Greg.
There aren't so many jokes here these days.

He's clearly gone ape over you.

Karen, after shosho and my guesses came and went, I was really hoping for you to be right... he's not here yet. Of course, I'm not anxious at all !

Arrggghhh. Did you try the water conversation?
Next suggestion. Have SaraLyn start a new project. The week Morgan arrived I was in the middle of a painting (still have not returned to it), and re-arranging and stocking the restroom, with a thought of a different color.
That is sure to get things going.

So don't try to baboonzzle him. Ok, ok. I know. That was a bit of a stretch.

cp, SaraLyn is trying some of your suggestions to get things started. She wants me to tell you thank you, and she will really thank you after something works!

I believe you LynnDee, really I do believe you are not anxious.
I have never met SaraLyn and I am checking daily for news. So I am not anxious either.

Hi Jane.

It's so nice you care, Jane ... and I'll share ... if you want to monkey around ...

Karen, she is staying with us right now so there's really not any big projects to start. There are still 6 people who could be right. Stay tuned for further reports.

Well, gotta go for now, but I will be back later.

Lemur alone, Jane! She needs to get hot on his trail!