Sudoku Puzzles

Wheeeee!!!

Yes! and a cp to boot! Shall go off to have a cookie!

Great stories today, Rayray, Greg, Shosho!
(I hope you ate eight cookies, Shosho!)

Great effing joke, CG! And too bad about that bite, but I think you're in good hands with Judy! (Let's just hope you haven't been bitten anywhere else ... )

I am not complaining. I am doing a happy dance. Got two outside telling the hay people how do run their tractors and one snoozing on the couch and best of all it is nap time.
Happy dance all the way to my bed. Yippee.

Before you accept Judy's offer of relief, check to see if she has a jellyfish in her hand, CG!
Great jokes!

Okay, I have been a little concerned for several days about the impending arrival of Lynn Dee's grandson and all the helpful suggestions from people about how to induce the birth. If you read my next post you will understand my concerns....

A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
"Are you my doctor?" he asked.
"Yes, I am."
The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He More...

From birth to death...

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
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I thank those people who, by acknolwedging my post earlier today, have let me know that I still live, and am not some kind of ghost helplessly hammering on a one-way glass partition separating the real cyberworld from some remote never-never land invisible and totally silent to worldly folk.
I enjoyed the jokes today - especially the one about Ol' Fred

HI all! Lots of correct answers to yesterday's riddle - it's all about pitch Kathy, knowing just where the riddle difficulty is compared with the IQ of the site - you'll get the hang of it in time!!

The answers were as follows; seems the first one caused the most problems.
1. Rack & Ruin
2. Lock & Key
3. Hunt & Peck
4. Life & Limb
5. Arts & Sciences

Here's today's one, never leave home without it!! Answers to the 'did-you-read-rayray's-posts-yesterday? inbox!!
This is considered by some to be the ultimate tool. With its waterproof properties, it was quickly adopted for a specific military application when originally introduced. The US More...

I do think Kathy did a wonderful temping job while I was away and I think to keep her in practice and for her not to lose this valuable experience she really should do the weekend shift on here from now on, as well as the public holiday one, the 'Fiona's got visitors' one, the Xmas Day one, the More...

That way it will cost me less to re-employ her every time, we'll just pay her an all-year basic rate.

1.45

Now that I have had a two hour uninterrupted nap. (oh what heaven). I remembered that I have a fact to spread around. Not one to mention names unless it is a rumor, but my former prego buddy's second girl is turning 6 today.

Good morning all.
Happy 6th Birthday to Jill daughter.
Re Fiona's and Kathy's riddles - I actually found Kathy's easier to do - as I told her maybe we think alike. No complaints, Fiona, I'll still do yours when I can.

Great jokes today - have had some good chuckles.
Thinking of Shosho's jellyfish joke and Greg's mosquito bite reminded me that yesterday, when hubby and I went out to do some errands, he started to get very 'uncomfortable' in an area which a man can't scratch in public. It got worse and worse More...

Basic Curriculum for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

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Good Morning everyone

heheh Cynthia !!

2:12 Good morning everyone. A beautiful photo of a beautiful place.

Ray, I read everyone's posts, didn't realised I had to comment on them all!

to you,
to you,
dear Jill's little girl!!!
to you!
May your special day be wonderful with a and lots of More...

Good morning.

Gail: No you don't have to reply, but when absolutely nobody at all replies for a couple of days one tend to become concerned that one is a ghost (or a 'plum pudding' - an expression used hereabouts for someone who is sytematically ignored).
Fiona: I take it that your 'dry' (gerrit!)comment More...

Karen, if you pop back in, I have been wondering why your girls were outside supervising while the man was asleep on the couch?

French grace in concrete today, along with beautiful colouring on the surface of the river.

Jamie is there a problem with a 3 year old taking care of a 7 week old?

Really, I see no problem in giving a child responsiblity. (I really must stop this--there is possiblity of T-storms--oh that is a joke too, it is August--but we did just have our hay cut and it is not bailed yet, so a good chance for rain).

I have to head out the door to work again. Must be tired, can't raise much enthusiasm - but I'm sure it will be once I get there!

Geez, Fiona! That's your idea of "temporary" work???
Quadruple time for Christmas day! We'll negotiate the others. Here, use this Chip in, everyone!
Time to toddle off to bed...

Wishing all of you wherever you are a very happy and nice day.

Hi Wagdy. Quite a day today on here. Lots of funny stuff, some edgy stuff, some people with the grumps, but all in all a good read.

Hello everyone nice seeing some old friends Anne and Wagdy commenting. Its a lovely afternoon I've been sitting out in the sunshine having a coffee and reading a book. Enjoyed the jellyfish story and the Fred joke.

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I think that giving children the right level of responsibility at the right age is excellent. However it would (ad absurdum) be wrong to provide a child with power of cheque signatory at the age of 2, because the signature would be easy to forge. I despair at the way some parents nowadays support a More...

Rayray - you are probably right about the answer phone messages.
However, my son's answer phone message is my 3yo grandie saying - 'We're not here (long pause) leave a message, bye' - probably very annoying to strangers but cheers a grandmothers heart every time I hear it.

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Maen, all