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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A handson man and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one

May your neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.

Yes, Rosemary, Christchurch is a beautiful spot although I didn't spend very long there two years ago when I was in NZ.
Johnathan turned 3 last Friday 9th and I can't imagine him being still for long, he's too full of life. They don't know how long they've gone for. They are going to live there if they manage to get work.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

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...and don't ya just love 'em. Good old Irish coffee. I'd love one right now.

Well Anne, lots of cheap flights into Christchurch so keep an eye out for them so you can go to visit often.
3 year old will be interesting as a page boy ....
but they do look soooooooooo cute!

Irish logic

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman.
'You disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me –a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!'
And Paddy (for More...

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Is this an Irish Blessing for Australia?

May the blessing of the rain be on you—
the soft sweet rain.
May it fall upon your spirit
so that all the little flowers may spring up,
and shed their sweetness on the air.
May the blessing of the great rains be on you,
may they More...

SarahBeth
love it ....

mmmmmmmm applicable here sometimes
May you have the hindsight to know where you've been
the foresight to know where you're going
and the insight to know when you're going too far.

Do I have a new avatar?

ooooooo it's a bit dark

Col, I have a piccy of your little man's brother!

Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Everyone-you must go in and see my Irish Teddy!
I just put him in flickr...he's so cute!
I dress him for holiday's but never took his pic before,I think he liked it!
now you all really think I'm nuts!
and I think your right!

Happy St Pat's Day everyone for today and tomorrow some great Irish jokes on here today. Thanks Gath for lovely display.

A Wish For Friends

Wishing you a rainbow
For sunlight after showers—
Miles and miles of Irish smiles
For golden happy hours—
Shamrocks at your doorway
For luck and laughter too,
And a host of friends that never ends
Each day your whole life through!

everyone hope you are all enjoying your day/night where ever you are.

Happy St. Patricks Day.

May the light always find you on a dreary day.
When you need to be home, may you find your way.
May you always have courage to take a chance
And never find frogs in your underpants.



Here's to lying, stealing, and cheating!
May you lie to save a friend;
May you steal the heart of the one you love;
and may you cheat death.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, 'Spit it out! Spit it out!'

Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

'Help!' Barty shouted, 'Oi'm sinkin'!'

Don't worry,' assured Mick. 'Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there.'

Mick leaned out and More...

Anne, Love the picture and the sentiment is very appropriate.

NANCY from PA: You have a mighty cute Irish teddy bear on Flickr. You're right. He does look as if he liked having his picture taken. Hope the luck of the Irish stays with you tomorrow and throughout the year!

WORRY

In the end, there are only two things to worry about:
either you are well or you are sick.

When you're well, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you're sick, then there are two things to worry about:
either you get well or you will die.

When you get More...

A modern, Irish-American blessing, popular in Boston in the 1960's:

May the Dallas Police protect you.

There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?

And another avatar for today

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, 'O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye.' Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and More...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

'Why of course,' comes the reply.

The first man then asks: 'Where are you from?'

'I'm from Ireland,' replies the second man.

The first man responds: 'You don't say, I'm from More...

Now THAT is a funny joke, JIM FROM CA! LOL

Oops ... both of them ... but especially the first one!

It's still the day before St Paddy's day but already the long list of jokes are great! Gath, loved the shamrocks. Did the puzzle again just to see them! And also to get a better time!

My sincerest apologies for repeating the joke Warren had on earlier in the day.
'twas a good one though

Nancy do you collect bears along with your dogs and cat? The Irish Teddy is adorable, and you have a different one dressed for Christmas and posing with the cat. I'm a collector of many things, teddy bears were my fav's for years, but I've since given most of them to my grands over the years. Never thought of dressing them for the holidays....you've given me an idea.

Mama,no I don't collect them but do have a few stuffed animals I like ,he... the Teddy came dressed in bunny ears so I dress him in different outfits,I'll take his pic for easter!he's very photogenic don't you think!

As a matter of fact Teddy is in my flickr pics with my cat in a sleigh at christmas time with a hat & scarf!he has a garden outfit for summer too

First time visitor here...great place.Have a great weekend everyone. And Happy St Patricks Day to all.

Welcome Roberta!Take your shoes off and stay awhile!
we get down right silly at times ,jump on in !