Sudoku Puzzles

Why have witches just fitted flack-guards to their broomsticks?


Because the poltergeists 'throw up' at Halloween parties.

Did you know that Goblin's bicycle has spooks instead of spokes?

Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
Because he's a pain in the neck...

andre, how about some sliced potato? That can sometimes work in overly-spiced soups.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
... A holy terror!

André make some more turnip soup without the ginger and mix the two.

to you,
to you,
dear Bubbles!!!
to you!
May your special day be wonderful with a and lots of !

What tops off a ghost's sundae?
... Whipped Scream!

Frankenstein:

Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Have you ever been spooken to by a ghost?

Thanks for the big smiles to start my day! Have a good one everyone!

everyone. I try not to brag about my wonderful family, but today I just have to. Our oldest daughter Amy, who is 40 & the mother of 4 children, today completed the Marine Corps Marathon in Washington, D.C. in about 4 hrs. 25 min. It was her very first one so it was quite a More...

MENU FOR HALLOWEEN DINNER

Starter:
Nail clippings in Kimodo Dragon Saliva

Main Course:
Wing of Bat marinated in Snake Venom;
with Al(-dente) Gore Dumplings seasoned with Gunpowder Opiate; and with Ladies' Fingers coated with dried Dung Crumbs and fried in Volcanic More...

Rayray the evening wouldn't be complete with out some cho-ghoul-ates

Good evening + 1

Rayray, I don't fancy anything on your menu! Except maybe the choc-goul-ates.

Morning - a drizzly day in Canberra. Have loved the jokes.
Kathy - congratulations to Amy, that's awesome!

Hello everyone, the detail on this photo is wonderful thanks Nal. I'm not into the Haloween thing but have enjoyed all the jokes today.

I've often seen a post that reads 1 (one),
And had wondered how that comment begun,
But since this is Aussie based site,
I think figured this out... but am I right?

In Oz there's a road called 1 that circles round the globe,
And it connects all the capitals of the states so it More...

Hi everyone, lazy day here. Slept in this morning, fixed brunch for the guys, watched football. What a day!

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

... It raises their spirits!

Kathy - congratulations to Amy!

May I add my congratulations, too?
Amy!

Wow, Kathy, this is the Amy who did the extraordinary job of running? The petite blond beauty I met last year? What a wonderful feat and feet!!!

Who is the best mummy wrapper in Egypt?

... The Wizard of Gauze

What do french fries dress up as for Halloween?

Masked potatoes.

... HOW many days until Halloween?? ...

Awesome race, Amy! See, Kathy?! All those years of making Amy run behind the car are paying off!

Kathy, congratulations to Amy. A noble cause to run for. x

Thanks for the soup suggestions, I've been able to save my soup. I now have a huge pan of it. The lemon and potatoes worked a treat.

Morning all... again. Hello andre long time no see, hope everyone is well over in England

A great big 1

Greg
You are correct. Go to
www.ozroads.com.au/NationalSystem/highway/1.htm
for full details.
There is even a spur across Bass Strait to Tasmania and I think there must also be 1 2 Boston but this must be a silent 1.

Csejthe; come this way, if you dare...

I suppose I've got to join in. Hope I haven't missed someone else posting this one in the past few days.
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!...

7+4=1-1

Morning everyone

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti.

2.06

2.22 That is quite beautiful.

Gen.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
... He didn't have a haunting license!