Sudoku Puzzles

everyone...
I have been busy last couple days...missed a lot.
GannieMo.... and have a wonderful trip to Oz and visit with Anne.
AP...love the IBM joke (????) I sent it to an IBM employee friend of mine.
TFTD: Doing nothing is sometimes the wisest thing to do....

LIZ: Depending on background, we here in Canada call the evening meal either supper or dinner, not tea as it appears the Aussies do. Hence the reference from past postings to the serving of tea/dinner/Supper.

The people who live along the #2 fairway at our local muni have two of those yappers that they leave out on their back deck. All day long they bark at the golfers going by and you can hear them all over the course. They are about a 6 iron away from the tee box. Anybody have the accuracy to take them out without hitting the house?

Andre', loved the thought, now if only I can remember it through my doggone day!

Canuk Greg: Either way, you wouldn't call the evening meal, 'lunch', now would you?!? Ha ha.

LIZ: No, but since it is 12:40 PM here in Canada, we just ate LUNCH!

It's 11:50 AM in Fort Worth, I'm going to lunch, tonight I'll have dinner. I only have tea when I play golf, or is that tee? tee hee hee.

I think we need to dedicate some days for members of our extended community to let them know how they are valued by the rest of us. Everyone needs a spiritual lift now and then and I think this idea will provide just such an affirmation!

I nominate André for this honor today!

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Canuk Greg: It's 19.14 here, and we are about to have fajitas for our dinner, whilst the Aussies sleep!
Bill: Loved your 'Teacher jokes'! Used to be a teacher in England. Or should that be teecher?

2:41 - best time ever!

Bert in BWI: Sorry. I should have got back to you earlier this week. Baltimore trip for me is off. Another person who has meetings in Washington on Friday is going. Rain check??

what if you have amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think you've forgotten this before.

This guy who was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop Checked the man's driver's license, he said, 'You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.'
The guy said, 'Officer, I have contacts.'
The cop said, 'Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket.'

Thank you Glenn xx

Worse than deja vu is vuja de, it's that feeling you get when you have to ask; where the hell am I and who are all these people?

Good idea Glenn

\_/ cheers to you Andre for doing all the searching for the TFTD's that inspire us everyday!

This is the first real puzzle that i have solved under this catogory and i am so glad that i got it right. Is this your dog. I is so perty. Anyway looking forward to solving more puzzles and by the way, Long live the Wild Life Warriers and Steve Irwin!!!

howdy all

Twisted Sayings

Dyslexics have more fnu
Clones are people, two
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

and with that i sign off..G'nite folks
bye
cheers

2:13

1:47 my fastest fastest fastest ever time.. I'm am so happy!!! Absolutely gorgeous spring Saturday morning here in New Zealand - have a great weekend everyone :-)

Good Friday mAen, all!

2:40

4:05. Could have done better if I werent watching 'General Hospital' on the TV at the same time. I think it was distracting me. Either that or I'm just not as good of a player as I fancy myself being..LOL

ps..Hello to you all wonderful people. I read alot of the comments, but dont post that often! Thanks for the company!

LINDA - naughty chocs bought today, should get them soon!!
GLENN - card on its way to your daughter in Fl too, didn't dare send her the naughty chocs though, she'd have thought you had really weird friends!

Fiona Thank you very much, did you enclose a photo of the new fridge? You are a sweethear, I appreciate it!

sweetheart

Thanks for all the humor, folks. It was a great pick-me-up. Especially ap - I did say 'huh?' to my boss today. Thankfully he understands.

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, 'I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...but have you really never even tasted it?'
The rabbi closed his newspaper and More...

Ist das ist ein weiner dog?
Jah, das ist ein weiner dog!
Q: Did you hear about the male Dachshund that got the Great Dane pregnant?
A: Yeah, I heard his friends put him up to it....

good maEn

Jim from Jupiter: good joke

In my family, when we were growing up, we had breakfast, morning tea (which is a coffee/tea and cake/biscuits), lunch, afternoon tea (which is coffee/tea and cake/biscuits), tea (which is your main meal) and supper (which is a late snack before bed). Unbelievably, not one of us was overweight!! More...

Good idea, Glenn!!!
It's Andre's day today and I would like to thank her for the TFTD she submits. Always a good read. Are you feeling down, Andre? Remember, your friends on the site are here for you!! To quote Frasier Crane 'I'm listening' but in this case it's 'We're listening'..

Awww that dog is so so cute i love it :)

Your birthday, today Andre? Happy Birthday, and thankyou for all your TFTD and jokes. Where are you in England? I was born Lancs, brought up in Essex but spent from 1984 - 2001 on the West Country.

André, You consistently give us good cheer. Many thanks.

Deb, I agree about the different lifestyle and eating habits. We would all probably be better off eating more but smaller meals, but I'm sure the more important thing is better food choices, more fruits and vegetables, More...

maeN all. 23.57 amd I'm tired. Talk again tomorrow. And I must say that I am a doggie person - our current hound is a bearded collie cross with a (?) lurcher (i.e.a ship in the night.) She is wonderful - spent her first 5 years in England and the last 5 here. I used to have cats, mice, fish, rabbits, hamsters.... Just a soft animal lover, I guess!

Looks like Lennox, a cute dog.

Good Morning everyone
Up bright and early today and will be having my breakfast soon. Goodness knows why you people are having your tea/dinner/S - U - P - P - E - R when you've only just got up. What a weird upside down world this is.