Sudoku Puzzles

I have been shouting for an IWB for the last six months - you are so lucky Mariane - our budget didn't quite extend to one. Oh well, let's just stay in the last century.

Thank you all for your greetings.
This is just day 1, my real day is tomorrow but think I will just go taste the wine to make sure it is OK.

....and the second glass confirms that it is!

I have ignored Fiona's lack of confidence in my logic puzzle solving abilities and spent not a small amount of time covering a great many sheets of paper with my amazing deductions. I have sent her my answers, so it may be awhile until she recovers from her dead faint. Be patient, people.

Dead faint? The kids called in the ambulance while I choked on my wine. You got it right!!! You didn't cheat did you?? I mean, I'm just asking, given that no-one else has even attempted it. Well, if you're sure you didn't cheat or take dope or other substances, I'll, em, cough, cough, give you tonight's cigar. Gosh.

Of course I didn't cheat! What a question! What nerve!
Ahem. I will confess to guessing at several of the categories. I will also confess that I found two of the prizes suspect. Was I doped up? What happens in Maryland, stays in Maryland....
PUFF PUFF PUFF (cough, cough, cough)
I'll have some of that wine, thank you.

it's sort of sprayed all over the living room walls now I'm afraid...

Well at least it's not your mouse fiona...

So, you finally decided on a color for the walls? Rosé? Burgundy? I'm sure it's lovely.

Have a third glass just for me, and enjoy the rest of your birthday warmup day, GMo.

Well done, Kathy. You made Fiona spew.

My mouse was removed by the bucket men yesterday, trap and all. No spraying necessary.

The simple pleasures in life are the best, Keith.

New sofas coming soon Kathy, I'll just leave the red blobs on the wall to see how it looks.

There is an excellent book called 'Lowboy'(Will Heller 16yr old boy) by John Wray...incidental, but a great read. The description of the New York subway...Coney Island route, was one I can remember a long time ago on a visit to stay with friends who live in New York.

Is there anyone on this site from NY? I seem to remember there was someone in the past.

I am sure it was to go on the oldest rollercoaster ride in America. A real bone acher. I can't remember if that was there now. Anyone know? It was a long time ago...

The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried an old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door. After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his. “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”

oh dear, have just been looking at the top 30 books you should read to before you go for your interview at Cambridge University. Just as well I'm not applying this year.

Glinda...perfect, best of the day xx

p.s. Fred is in disguise, ready for hallowe'en. who knows what as though. He has sprayed his bowl with ghouls and lanterns, he has no sole...witch fish - Timesonline 31st October 2002

The C-post?

Was it the Cyclone at Coney Island, André?
I think it's still running.

A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling very out of place when a beautiful clerk asked if she could help him. In a cocky manner, he asked, “Where are all the men’s clothes?” In a demure voice the clerk replied, “All of these clothes are for men, sir.”

Could have been Kathy...Old wooden thing, rattler.

Well I will have to taste another bottle for my guests tomorrow as this one has evaporated during the evening.
I must away to my bed as the plumber/electrician phoned to announce he will be here around 0830 hrs. do these people have no respect for retired birthday girls (or ghouls)who have been rehearsing for tomorrow.

thank heavens for dot dot dot André.

Granny Gannie-Mo,

Thank you Fiona. Capital eyes, on the start of a sentence. Ahem...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

... Dead ends!

What does Count Dracula use to lurk for jokes in Sudokuland?


Gigglebites

Plumber/electrician?

I would urge that the two functions be kept separate....

Ian...correct...You don't want the water going the wrong way now do you? Use a water trap...

Something about H2O and 110v makes me nervous...

something with four digits.

Snow, Snow, Snow.
In 2 weeks I'll be skiing!

Morning all

Daplap,

Mornin' Rola

Glen, "Braggin' or Complainin'"?

Why do skeletons hate winter?

... Because the wind goes straight through them!

Why did the baby ghost go to the doctors?

... To get a BOOster shot!