Sudoku Puzzles

lizbaby I lol. cute dog. nice relaxed sleepy day about 66 degrees here leaves changing but with raking comes my 11 and 13 year olds stuffing them into the new scarecrow for Halloween. Good mAen.

The Tearful Bride...

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, More...

hi all..G'day/nite to one and all...
Ten 'Ifs' of Employment
1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it's the boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it's More...

Judy Just got back from taking my grandson to school. Lately I've been a hit and run maybe I'll find more time soon.
That's way they call it flying (maybe that's free falling)LOL just joking Rose.

The interdisciplinary comments of some grade schoolers saved for posterity by
school teachers who kept journals of amusing things their students wrote in papers:

- The future of 'I give' is 'I take.'
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called More...

-The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- One by -product of raising cattle is calves.
- To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and More...

Rosemary yesterday you said this trip was for your 30th anniversary I don't have you on my list yet when is it or was it best wishes??

AP, those comments from kids don't surprise me a bit. Once in my class, a 7-year-old brought for show-and-tell an ingenious little trinket that her grandparents had picked up on vacation. When I asked the source of the item, she said that they had found it in 'King Kong!'

One of the better dog pictures. What a great pooch.

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, 'I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?'
'Only one kiss per yard, ' replied the smirking male clerk.
'That's fine,' replied the girl. 'I'll take ten yards.'
With expectation and More...

hey judy why not compile a few more and send it here?/in the site..we shall have a little smile..

Thanks Ap, that was funny.
Though I would call 'Mosquites' is people who are going to Mosques. Hope it wouldn't upset anyone from that faith.

hi vera alx eg(whats that mean any way?)glad to know you enjoyed it..
ok folks think i'll call it a day and retire..its 11 pm here..
bye,G'nite all
cheers

Sleep tight, AP!

blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate 5 one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their More...

Safe to Swim Here?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,'Are there any gators around here?!' More...

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to More...

Know Your States!


The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day
a week.

He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying
the states, and asked them how many states they could name.

They came up with about 40 More...

That is all for now good Maen.

Its a dog. Jeez what a surprise.

Do I get to be on the CP'S list? HA! HA!

Now I have to go.

Hi all.
02:06.

Peaches I occasionally get sudoku in less than 15', but it is rare. I consider your time faster than I can imagine. I guess it all depends on one's perspective.

That was supposed to read 15 minutes, not hours. Unless I am trying one extra difficult, then it is 15 days.lol

Judy, Thanks for the response. And I thought I was doing so good. Now I will really have to work to get my time down! Strategies? I have a lot to learn.

That is one great dog, and that's no bull! Good afternoon to all. Hope this is a wonderful day for anyone who may be celebrating more than life.

This site is not difficult, but when I try Simple Sudoku I find the going really slow.

To Jeanine, Orlando, Florida, Here is the Courier Mail's website - maybe you could contact them and ask about getting that copy of the Courier Mail - http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/.
There was also a great photo spread in the Sunshine Coast Daily from last Saturday - it's the local paper for the area around Australia Zoo. Steve will be greatly missed.

1:49...Good mAen to all!! 2:25pm Tuesday here

What a beauty!!

lol today on the jokes amma and ap


The phone call...

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
More...

6.26 Just how I feel! Wrinkles and all.

Good mAen to all! Rosemary and hubby: Have a great 30th Anniversary trip!

Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in the eye and said 'Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.'

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as More...

A face only a mother or owner could love!

OOPS on top of page my post should read (that is why they call it flying)

Sorry I forgot to put my jokes in the joke category must be out of practice.

Good jokes Beth.

AP loved the grandpa kisses.

When I Was Your Age
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee More...

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran More...

Where Do You Live?
You live in California when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to More...

Might have heard this but thought I'd share it anyway.

Christian deck of Cards

DECK OF CARDS

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some

reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday. As he was sitting there, he More...

I have really enjoyed the AP AND AMMA SHOW today! You two are so funny ... you ought to go on tour together! Wherever you perform, all of the local sudoku folks could show up to cheer your act!