Sudoku Puzzles

Just been reading about a journalist who has been using animal training techniques on her hubby.
She ignores the bad behaviour and rewards the good (yeah, so whats new about that - every parent treats their toddler/chidren that way).
No- she doesn't give him a fish or a nice meaty bone when More...

An emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job,
a Janapese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
'Demonstrate your skills' demanded the Emperor.

The Japanese Samurai stepped forward, opening a tiny box and releasing a fly. He drew his sword More...

Warren, come and get your chickens they are messing up my house with their chicken S***.
Kids are fed and in bed.

Keith, I would like to try the recipe without the strawberries

Victoria, it isn't really behavior modification, it is simply trying to make your partner happy by showing appreciation. The little things to one person can be big things to another, so while a kiss might be no big deal to the woman, it might be a big deal to the man. No relationship can work if More...

Kim,
I'd love to get the chickens, but my condo won't let me have live animals, other than cats, dogs and fish. I thought you'd pick up some frozen!

Thanks Rose, it is the first time we will all be together since his accident and for such a happy reason!! Am looking forward to it!!

Warren, you have to be a bit clearer with us country folk. Ok, I'll stick them in the freezer and you can pick them up in the morning.

great joke buoys

What do you call a guy with a shovel stuck into his head?


Doug.


What do you call a guy without a shovel stuck into his head?


Douglas.

thanx dotty.TGIF and its hi ho hi ho its off to Little Creatures we go.come and join us!! bloody cold here in Perth.

A boat carrying blue paint and a boat carrying red paint collided in the middle of the ocean. What happened to the crew?







They were marooned.

HUGH
an unfortunate incidence that turned out to be fortunate as it revealed something that would've gone unnoticed otherwise..may the little one get well soon and bounce back like before at the earliest...peace be with you hugh and your family
cheers

oh kim..now u tell me this
whats pink and fluffy??










a pinkfluffy

Hugh my prayers go out to your family and you. My grandson that lives with me has a friend on his baseball team from school that is 7yrs old. He had a brain tumor that was removed (non malignant)three weeks before baseball started. He told his mom that he still wanted to play again this year he had More...

and still more groaning is this..
if pink and fluffy is a pinkfluffy,whats blue and fluffy????

did you say bluefluffy..
wrong

its pinkfluffy in disguise!!!!!!!!!!

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
'I'll have a brandy...........................................
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Ok the strawberry recipe is better without the strawberries, try it. I am trying it with chocolate instead.

Hey it is tommorow here!!
12:14am Friday

Did we ever decide why more people post to this page then the medium, hard or tough page?

What's the opposite of 'omniscient'?













I don't know.

What if one day we all posted to the tough page---that seems to be the page with the least posts. Wouldn't that be fun? What would they think??

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
'Is this yours?' he asked.
She said, 'Yes, More...

multiple posts I think, off to bed, goodnight everyone.

Baz tried the childish antic of trying to annoy the toughs with vulgar babble and to their credit they totally ignored him and that was a real ROFL

... of course a few of the bats thort that woz terribleee FUNNNNEEEEE

Warren from Philly,
I agree with what you said but I was interested in the story. Maybe instead of us complaining about our partners we should look at ourselves and see where we can alter our behaviour/responses (both verbal and non-verbal). Parents employ a lot of behavioural techniques with More...

I will miss Baz on his self imposed exile, the same as I will miss Beehive. I miss Ed and I missed Kathy, Judy and Kim. All of them add to the interesting flavour of conversations on this site.
So what if we don't agree with them, or if we find their language a bit colourful at times, or if More...

yeah, counting the days, not.

Warren, I couldn't go naked to work today, so I'm wearing a see-through outfit. It probably wasn't a good compromise.....

2.19

in the US, grandy is grandmother, not grandchild.

What are grits ? How and when do you eat them? Good or not so good?

Have a great night Bluey...How is Miles? Has he fully recovered from the accident?
Congratulations to the happy couple....

01:43

Michelle...have you checked in today?????

I've just been catching up on some post & read the message, repeated below, from Ben from Fremantle. If this is true (& I don't believe Ben made it up)then, as far as I'm concerened, Beehive can just buzz of for good. This is totally unforgivable. I know I'm late with my outrage, but I wasn't More...

Matthew 6, 24
'No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.'

Psalm 147, 10-11
'His pleasure is not in the strength of the horse,
nor his delight in the legs of a man;

the LORD delights in those who fear him,
who put their hope in his unfailing love. '

one more day to go mickey hang on in there you can do it hope you are on time not that late but it would be fun if you were on the 25th on my aunts birthday but just hope you're on time it doesn't matter when the baby comes now because it's already full grown but research says that the due date is More...