Sudoku Puzzles

hey,a bit of Male bashing tonite....
(and guys just dont take it too personally,we are friends ok)
1.Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to More...

To Dan in US I agree!
To André. Thank you for your comments of the day. My daughter is in recovery, and I have had to go through the Archives finding your beautiful thoughts for her! Thank you from both of us.

ap - brilliant!

9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
10. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
11. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
12. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Welcome Wagdy Kamel. I am always glad to see youngsters like you keeping their minds sharp! I am 70 yrs young and water ski and swim for my heart and body. I will be competing in the National Senior games next summer.

OldHickory

AP from India,
I enjoy reading your jokes. I particularly got a good chuckle out of your 'favorite flower(flour) joke'!

hi angela and liz glad you enjoyed it..thank you for the nice words..
cheers

2:13 I had trouble getting my comment posted as well--
Beautiful scenery--would make a great book cover. Wet, dismal day here--need a flat iron to get rid of the frizzies. Thinking of our friends in B.C. who've got it much worse--stay safe.

Maen all. It's cold and dreary here - good day to curl up with the computer and play sudoku.

3 for 3 on catless puzzles! awesome!

Maen all. Andre thanks for the focus. I can't stop smiling thinking about how true it is. I can even smile at those tricky little angels changing the OSU FLags on God's house. Little devils. GO BUCKEYES

All in good fun, Mary! GO BLUE!!!!!!!

Barbara, Alene, Dan, and Martha, funny, I thought it looked like the Northern California coast.

Very pretty whereever it is.

I could picture myself there.... *sigh*

03:01

Looks like the coast at Bandon OR...a fun puzzle.

2.45

Good afternoon to all! Looks like a good spot for a lighthouse, regardless of which coast it is!

The Rideau Canal Snowmobile Race:

It appears that you girls will certainly out-number me. If my count is correct from yesterday's archive, 12 of you coming, including three from the US and one from Ireland (assuming Nina and Nurn do come). As no male entrants have come forward, this is the More...

Topaz from Jindera - I agree with you about housework! My mother did a cross stitch for me back in 1988 that says 'Dull women have immaculate houses!' & I certainly don't want to be dull. There are too many more fun things to do besides clean!
Julie from IL - if your birthstone is topaz then you were born in November. Wanna tell us what day?

You're toast, Old Man! Any girl can beat a guy on a sissy green (Arctic Cat) snowmobile! I'm bringing my sleek, fast, black Polaris!

Our mothers must have been different, KATHY. MINE told me to clean my house!

Fantastic CG and no questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the Pacific Coast.

The photo looks very much like one of the beaches on the Big Sur coast (also similar to a few beaches in Washington). Love the photo!

Hey Canuk Greg! Can I come too? I'm a wee bit closer to Canada than the Aussie gals, so I thought I'd join your team. My sled is, indeed, lime green (is there really any other color, anyway?) So, we should match just fine. You can have Jen Hawkins ride with you (I don't need her, I'll take a Chippendale).....but I am unsure how she could also do her cheers standing next to Ian.

Judy/SanDiego----Shame on you for posting that about Arctic Cat's!! tsk,tsk. I feel kinda sorry for you that you have to ride such a sloooow machine like a Polaris.....tee hee

Hey Under 2 minutes. I was thinking the photo could be close to the Mendocino Coast in CA. Wish I were there right now. Although it's only about 35 miles as the crow flies, it's an hour and a half and another world away from me. I hope all you Aussie and other fans have a great party in Melbourne. How fun is that?!

2:17 personal best

Andre another great quote thank you, you made my day

Eat my ice chips, ANGIE!! :)

Hi Guys I'm new to this! Great picture.

Angie: Welcome. Someone finally wants to be on my team. Since there are two us now, I may reconsider changing the race format. Let's see if we can get another Artic Cat rider. As to Jen Hawkins, she's the Auusie distraction. By the 4th heat (hot flash) she'll be looking forward to the heat from the snowmobile (I could have something else there but I'm too polite).

That was supposed to read 'I could have said something else there....'

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to More...

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

'There might be some matches in the top drawer,' she replied.

He opened the More...

Liz I hope your daughter gets well very soon x

Greg, I hate to spoil your party but the day I wear a French Maid's uniform will be the day that Hell freezes over. And, I really don't think I will be able to shoot straight with Jen Hawkins standing next to me in a string bikini, but I'll give it a try - the shooting that is.

2.14 very speedy

Ian: Come to Ottawa in winter. Hell does freeze over. Anyway, you don't have to wear the uniform, but I figured your pistol would be well primed if you stood next to Jen Hawkins!

Well night shift is nearly over - three more to go.

See yas all later....