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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still.
He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, 'When I'm worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey. Just to calm my nerves.'
So the next Sunday he took the older priest's More...

Do you know how long that took me to post!!! Had to keep going through looking for unmentionable words again and again.. Need a drink now to toast the evening.

Happy St Pats day!

It's raining shamrocks It must be St Pats day today.

1.57 nice relaxing photo
Happy St Patricks Day to all who celebrate it.
some great jokes
hope the Irish are laughing

2'20. So why is it that my times here are usually among the fastest, but over on kakuro they are among the slowest?

Great avatar rose, waiting for my new ones to appear!!

Buckeyes are still alive. Been to San Antonio and back rain all the way and back

Pat, go Bucks!!! andré, 'love your heart. I've not had a moment's leisure to join the avatar fun, but will lift a glass with you in a toast tonight, my dear. This evening, I had to cancel a birthday dinner for a friend because the weather is just miserable here in Washington, DC... rain, sleet, snow expected, etc.,... a good night to stay inside, warm and safe with a bottle of vino.

LOVED the jokes; guess I'll have to add one more....
Sean walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he goes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says, 'You More...

Gosh Anne, you have a magpie avatar! About time you created one now that the family has left. Good on you, as I know how much you like those birds!

Happy St paddy's day everyone. I think my blood is 1/16 Irish thanks to great grandma Murphey...

André - exceedingly jealous of your big red nose.

The jokes are great today...Irish eyes are smiling everywhere, and on St Patrick's Day, we're all Irish...sooo.... Erin Go Braugh.!

ap: St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland. He supposedly rid Ireland of its snakes. Catholics have all kinds of holy days where they honor different saints. However, for Irish Catholics St. Patrick's day is particularly special. Ever since the mass Irish immigrations in the 1800's, More...

Judy and LK....I love your new names, Miss Trouble and Miss Naughty....I think CP has really captured you both full stop, as they say. lol
Helena, You are doing so well in your battle with the cigaretts, Keep up the good work! You have come a long long way, girl.

JUNE from Epping - I just loved your joke. Started off the day with a good laugh.

Anne I think I met the subject of your avatar?

Hello Mo - how are you today. You must have met him at my place. I've got CG to thank for making the photo small for me. I haven't had time or the knowledge to do it. I received an e'mail from NZ last night before I went to bed. All is well.

So glad you have heard from the family. I'm off to bed. Have a good day

oh I like your leprechaun Mama...love all the avatars and the jokes and all the Irish Onames!

Good maEn,
It's st. Pat's day eve here and the sunset is not a warm as the picture - have a good weekend off - be safe and have fun.

'to be sure to be sure'
hope all those celebrating today have a fantastic day.

May the blessing of the rain be on you—
the soft sweet rain.
May it fall upon your spirit
so that all the little flowers may spring up,
and shed their sweetness on the air.
May the blessing of the great rains be on you,
may they beat upon your spirit
and wash it fair and More...

Michael and Pat are in a boat fishing when Michael gets a strike. He reels and reels, and finally pulls up an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and out pops a Genie.

'You have freed me from the lamp.' the Genie says, 'I grant you a wish.'

Without thinking Michael says 'Turn the lake into More...

nal, that's really deep and thoughtful, thanks.

♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ Happy St Patricks Day ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣
Keenan asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
'Saint's crossing! You'd never believe it,' said Paddy, 'but I got this wound in church.'
He explained that he had been sitting behind a rather plump lady and when the congregation More...

I've just posted a St Patrick's Day greeting on my page if anyone would like to see it.
It's a photo I just took of something I bought in Killarney a couple of years ago so it hasn't come out as good as I would like it to have done.

ANNE, Albany W Australia: The pictdure turned out well and the sentiments are perfect. Hope you're enjoying your day!

that's 'picture'

Thanks Julie - I wasn't sure anyone would read my above comment and go and check.
It's actually a small tile teapot stand that I use all the time.

The photo is fine anne and the saying is very applicable.
hope you are enjoying your weekend
pleased that the family arrived in NZ okay
have to look out for those cheap air fares to NZ anne
from melbourne it was just $76 per person each way the other day with jetstar plus some fees which made it just over $100 each way. good value.
where in NZ are they based?

Hello Rosemary
They are in Christchurch where my SonIL's sister lives so they will stay with her for awhile until they get sorted out. They have a wedding to attend next weekend and Johnathan is a page boy!!!

Back to being Little Miss Helpful - because I'm not Naughty or Trouble!!

- think these should have gone with that last comment!

Your parade of ''Little Misses'' yesterday was very entertaining, CP! Thanks! XO

2:07 And a top o' the afternoon to you all!
Woohoo! One of my other beautiful daughters is on the hard page today! Thank you all for your lovely comments.

Billy - congratulations to the Force and good luck to the Waratahs tonight - hopefully I'll be well enough next home game to get out to the game.

Happy St Pat's Day to all. Love the shamrocks, the jokes and especially Nal's blessing.
P.S. Ruth's 'definition' of having given up drinking is the best I've ever heard!

Good afternoon and Happy St Patricks Day.

Anne
christchurch is a beautiful spot.
how long have they gone for?
bet you are looking forward to all the cute pageboy photos.
Tim was a pageboy when he was just 4 ... so cute.

PS Anne
lurve those magpies .......