Sudoku Puzzles

Over my shoulder goes one care Over the page I go who cares

Well Mo, I think everyone entertains everyone else here on this site. It's always nice to hear people laugh!

Happy Tuesday!
The plumber has been and gone after a minor repair.

CG: good one!

Plum: It's your day! Do what you wanna do!

I got to again....


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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself. More...

GannieMo - you nailed it. I was just talking to a friend and we agreed that as hard as it is to be getting older, we'd never trade for having to go back to being anything under 40. The hard-won maturity is just too sweet, regardless of the body aches or the circumstances.

Oh, Aileen. You've tied the two ends together in a bow. I shall celebrate safely AND with gusto by celebrating exactly how I want! Errr... goodness, how I hate making decisions. If I could have a Sudokuland wish, it would be to have you all over -- for real here in SW Michigan, USA. Or, to have More...

Greg, may our deal Lord shine down on you with all His blessings!! Now I'll have something to share with a few special folks in the pews on Sunday before Mass. (If I'm the most popular gal in church, I know who to thank!) P.S I also have a friend who's a nun, and she loves this stuff!

Plum, you're not that far away--if I start out now, I can probably make last call ...

HI all! well done to the riddle puzzlers who were just about all right with yesterday's answers - here is the solution:
1. POOL
2. WAY
3. TOOTH
4. HOLD
5. CHAIN

Here's today's one especially for Kathy, who just LOVES math puzzles!! Answers to the Plum Pudding inbox please.
Two ageing mathematics professors, Al Gebra and Cal Culus were sitting at their favourite Thai restaurant, Phun Kshuns, reminiscing about when they first met, while their waiter, More...

Got this in an e-mail today....

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would More...

stick to the riddles Kathy!

Oh, Fiona! I am SOOOO disappointed! As much as I would love to spend the afternoon working on your ever so clever math puzzle, I must go out to run many errands. I am absolutely heartbroken!

Anyone else having this problem? I can't open the "more" on the longer posts. Can't see the rest of the jokes. Oh, no! Maybe later.
Cloudy here. It rained hard and stormed last night. 3" in the rain guage. Daughter in Houston area says it is raining there.

Hazel, if you're referring to Kathy's joke...cough...cough...I wouldn't worry about the rest of it!!

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneysremoved by black-market organ thieves?
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of More...

Before I saw the caption, my thought was "Hand foul" because of the soccer ball.

Good mAen to everyone. They look like they are having fun!

Shiela - I can't believe you have tulips!!!!! Mine haven't opened yet.

Good jokes today, CG, Kathy and GMo! Y'all had me rolling in the Isles ("Golden" Isles, that is - that's what they call this part of Coastal Georgia.) I know, I know. I'll shut up now.....

Pssst! Is she gone? Did she take her dumb math puzzle with her? Can I come out now?
Whew! Good!
Not only does she try and get me to do math, but THEN she insults the quality of my jokes!
I am so traumatized I think I'll go fix dinner!! TA!

Jim and Mo, a magnolia is a beautiful tree to plant as a memory tree.

Jim, Stirfry! lol

Morning, face pain improving this morning - wallet still on life support!

CP, CPR?

I'll bet she's going to take us to a soup kitchen.

Good Morning Everyone.

Kathy, if the "more" ever works on my computer, I will read your joke and everyone else's but even after a good break, I still can't open the "more" on any of the posts.

to you,
to you,
dear Plum!!!
to you!
May your special day be wongerful with a and lots of !

to you,
to you,
dear pkp!
to you!
May your special day be wonderful with a and lots of !

to you,
to you,
dear possum!
to you!
May your special day be wonderful with a and lots of !

Quietly, shosho, CP's nursing a sore jaw.

Oooh sorry! But imagining her wallet on life support was hilarious!

I guess the bagpipes are out, right?

Keith, shouldn't you be out enjoying the Australian scenery, not sitting in front of your computer.
Where are you now? Darwin or Cairns?

Good Afternoon, straight 1 to 9 today.
Have a great day everyone.
Possum!

Good night worldly people.

Not sure where Keith is now, but he and Lynne have taken up residence in my picture gallery.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day. Looking outside he then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front More...

gud day guys..

and a good day to you sweetie