Sudoku Puzzles

Have another one bazzums and then toddle off to bed.

As I said!

Boozums you seem a wee bit paranoid and I don't wonder you poor bugger. We do care, desperately, and no one will frustrate you if you keep on trying.

no baz I think there are at least 3 of us...shows you that some enjoy the inanity! go back to your normaltown if you can't stand some humour

What humour? Where is the giggle?

Nurse Ratchett...you are on late...we have taken over the radio room. Is Baz being played by Jack Nicholson?

Inanity dooes not make most people smile. It makes most people shake their head and wonder why.

Spelling errors dooes make people smile

This is not playtime for anyone Chief, this is SEDATION TIME -now put out your tongue.1 4 u, 2 for me, 1 for u... what exactly do you want to play?

Zeems to me Herr Baz, you hev nein humour content. Giggle? Dis is net ze giggle...it is the satire....

'Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.

One leans over to the other and says, 'I've never come this way before.'

The other Nun whispers, 'It's the cobblestones.'

Ok Nurse Ratchett, ny tongue is out ready for your medicine...my what are you doing? Wow that Nurse's uniform is hot!!
Baz...no peeking.

Baz - I gotta go to Gladstone in a couple of weeks - No 5 son is getting married - couldn't talk him out of it. Whats the weather like at this time of year?

4:05 ap- love all your clever witticisms today.

Take your own advice and scroll over it Baz.you've told enough people before so JUST DO IT!!!!!

No. I have a mountain of humour. This is not humour, satire or anything mildly amusing. It is a waste of space. It annoys me. It takes too long to scroll through. It is taking up all of the space. My comment is tking up space, and that's a waste!

Hugh - just read your nun joke. Chuckle chuckle.

Hugh, the weather is warming up. Gladstone is a fair bit cooler than the far north, but a couple of blankies at night, and maybe a cardy. My Mum would be proud of me recommending a cardy!

/// I DO SCROLL over it. But I am allowed to comment am I not?

Happy Birthday cathy.

This will take the smile off your face and the giggle from your mouth Chief, first I will take your temp then I will check your vital signs and they better be vital and then...

As I said, it takes too much effort to scroll over all of the crap

So enliven us Baz...what is funny? Do you have any witticisms, satire, irony or ironing ladies to make us laugh? You are one humourous guy. I do genuinely like your salt of the eart posts though. tickle tickle

Salt of the eart? That's a deliberate spelling error to make me larf

Aye dont no r u?

Now THAT is funny

You old salt of the eart you. If speiling errars can make you larf, the mind boggles. If you got yout t removed you could be salt of the ear.

nurse chatroom!

get your own broom

...and Baz is flat out like a lizard drinking and just doesn't have the time to scroll over a few posts!!!! ROFL etc, but you did manage to get the attention onto yourself didn't you luvvy.

Too silly.

Baz - Coming from Canberra your cardy probably equates to a t shirt for me!!!

It's in the low twenties during the day around here at the moment.

The Commander and the shredder....

A young officer is working late at Navy office one evening. As he comes out of his office about 2000 he sees the Commander standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

'Do you know how to work this More...

Love this pic, I'm glad she spelled her name correctly!!! Good morning everyone, Hi Jane

Well, Hugh, I hope you have a good one in Gladstone, despite the fact that the brat is getting married. It will be comparatively warm

Hugh - I didn't wear a cardy at all on the recent sojourn to Qld, only put a long sleeve top on after the plane landed in Canberra.

tjmac - haven't seen you for a while. My email is playing up tonight, so I'm going to give up and go to bed. I'll send you one in the next day or so.

It was a small country town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.! He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought More...

CP - Hardy souls us Canberrans

I see they're on the loose again tonight.
I know that humour is in the eye (mind?) of the beholder (reader?), but you have to wonder about some of these minds. Sometimes, Baz, I find myself agreeing with you!