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TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday To Ya…

Floss looks kind and gentle.

Here is another electronic Christmas card to get the holidays started here!

Feel free to forward this link to all your friends and families!

http://www.starfleet.us/whitechristmas.html

shosho - I thank your son for his service. I missed two Christmases in a row when I was stationed overseas from 1973 to 1975. It made me appreciate family and holidays all the more!

Thanks, Shosho & son.
Thanks, Glenn.

May I add my thank you to your son also, Shosho? He is a true hero.

Good Afternoon to everyone!

We went to a concert last night at the Howell Opera House. (We didn't even know they had one!) My piano tuner, Steve, performed on the piano the music from the Peanut's Christmas Movie and the Highlander Chorale performed from the Howell High School. They were fantastic! What an evening for $5.00 a person!

It looks like we have a photographer in the making!

Yes Keith. Floss looks ike an unusually sensitive horse. It kind of bats its eyelashes without even moving them

(Thinks [in squirrel language]:
So VV thinks I am a squirrelly blind squirrel.
I'm not abnormal then - that's something.
And she holds squirrels in affection.
Wow! That's great!)

Cute little dun pony.

Good afternoon to all! That is a super picture for a four year old to have taken. Well done!

Sharon, my best wishes to your son and all of his family. He WILL be there for Christmas as he's in your heart and thoughts.

A man moved into a nudist colony and within a few weeks he received a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cut one photo in half and sends her the top part.
A few weeks later he received another More...

And for even worse jokes, log on to:-

www.crapjokeoftheday.com.cc

THanks for the tip Rsole, but there are plenty of jokesters on this site already, so we get lot's of humour without having to go to a crap jokes site. Cheers!

What do you call a football kicker who comes through in the clutch?

A big game punter.

So when do I get to see one Greg?

On the site you prefer over this one obviously. Cheers!

I couldn't find anything from Rsole's (I suppose it means 'rissoles') link. Any joke - good or bad - is better than nothing. I add that the jokes so far today are funny - in my opinion.

Just 4 u Rayray.
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

And I think u mite appreciate this 1 2.

Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Canadian on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed More...

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

Up close and personal - a lovely photo of a pretty little pony.
Shosho, I'm so sorry your son won't be able to join you for your celebration. My warmest wishes for the season and the year ahead to you and your family, and to the other families in so many countries affected by this troubling time.
Canuck Greg, the light touch of your humour is always refreshing.

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes tiny toy guitars?

Elfis!

Rsole:
Your joke about the train journey much reminds me of a story in Dostoievsky's (sp?) novel "The Idiot" (that is a real novel in case you think I am swinging the lead).
A Russian general is smoking a big cigar. The other person in the carriage is an elderly woman with a More...

[Thinks: poor rsole. Lost identity]

Reminds me of this one Rayray.

A lone American soldier is riding on a crowded London train. He walks around the train trying to find a seat but no luck. He sees an English woman sitting with her poodle in the seat next to her.

The American asks: "Please miss, would you put your More...

Shosho, will you be able to see him before he deploys? I really hope you will be able to get there to wave him goodbye. I'm so sorry he won't be able to bet there for Christmas. Lots of love to you all, including his wife and beautiful baby!

Thanks, RayRay for the continuing (boring?) explanation. I really wish I had the time and the know how to really understand the whole debate. I guess the whole point is that we need to value our world and use our resources carefully. I have lots of trouble explaining to my children that a lot of what they consider rubbish is actually a resource that can be used amd should not be wasted!

There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. He was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man. So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have your ticket?"
"Oh, I am More...

The prison governor shook his head in disbelief, but authorized his release.

But, before the guy could leave, the executioner, extremely frustrated (he'd seen this same guy three times already). asked, "What is it with the banana!"

The guy replied, "I just like More...

What If DR. Seuss Wrote Computer Tech Manuals?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu More...

I guess encouraging recycling is a start Mariane.
With so many people around the mulga, the every little that helps adds up to an awful lot.

Since our city enlarged it's recycling capabilities, I have very little trash each week.

Good one of Floss. I'll need to improve on mine.

The CRU at the University of East Anglia seems to be getting some company....

http://rwer.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/censorship-of-critique-of-emissions-trading-and- carbon-offsets-schemes/#more-77

A handy little website for the hypochondriac in us all.

www.freemd.com

Kathy Why is it they give us a large container for food stuff, and a small container for recycling. My food trash has less than an inch a week, and my recycle bin is full.