Sudoku Puzzles

Hi Anne - hope your 'stir fry with beans, beens, beings and bins in it' was delicious. Should of bin - nothing like a few beans! [they do more than give you wind ]
You are right eaa -"Bean" a has cents of humour!! Bit warped and reknown for 'crackin' up at the most More...

Cathy & Jan: I love Banff and Jasper. But since I don't ski, I'll keep my trips there to the spring & summer. Have a great time.

Well, I'm off to bed shortly as it is after midnight. I've had a busy day Played an 18 hole golf competition (very badly) sold several scarves that I had made(very good), written my Christmas cards,and forwarded on lots of "brochures" and the like.
Have a good one whatever hour it is with you.

ANNE, your "old" jokes are hilarious! I read them to my husband and sent them off to my friends ... and I'm still giggling! Thanks!

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED STOP READING NOW... 'Onions and Christmas Trees'

A family was at the dinner table.
The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, said, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. More...

on that note I think I'd better go and either do some work ... or perhaps just one more puzzle?? Sweet dreams to all that are sleeping and have a good day to all where the sun is still shining.

NEWS ALERT:

Scientist have discovered that Kangaroo "flats" does not contain methane. Roos have a bacterial enzyme in their system that does not allow it to become methane and is better for the planet than sheep or cattle "flats". They are going to try to introduce More...

GRANNIE MO - just discovered your 'dog in ute' picture. What an absolute classic - just wondering if the owner was a friend of mine...

hi

Thanks CP.
Mama -I'm sorry, I should not have made a joke at Jazz's expense. I love dogs and we recently had to give our 5yo dog away because she howled (like a wolf) every night, sometimes 5-6 times. We were threatened anonymously by neighbours and felt she, as well as we, were in danger if she More...

sorry bout him up there... always talking nonsense

Jane,
I think PC is fine. I got a full scholarship to college on a diversity program for the intellectually handicapped. It was a lot of fun. We just played with colorful little pieces of felt and drooled.

(I actually once heard on a radio program that some liberals in the US want colleges to accept a minimum number of Down's Syndrome kids.)

JUDY - I tried to submit another Christmas rhyme but for some unknown ( reason I kept getting kicked off the site. I don't know why!!!

Bean - the stir-fry with the beings, beans, beens, bins and has beens, was delicicious.

Regarding the 16x16 problems, I too had random letters (mine was a D) appearing unsolicited and I emailed Gath and he fixed it

Thanks Mary, glad we weren't the only ones.

Gath is awesome!

Off to work. Very grey day in Canberra, but I have no need of headlights on my car!!

3.08

Anyone who enjoyed my Eric O'Shea youtube, may just get a kick out of my newest one Judson Laipply. Whoever said white men can't dance?

and if you missed Eric, let me know cuz I have the link for it.

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I like the way their little mouths are opposite of each other - drawn off to the side - oh, Baby it cold out there...

CHRISTMAS SMILIE

Updated my U-tube to "J. S. BACH's BWV 1006a PRELUDE" by CHRISTOPHER PARKENING (Classical Guitar)

I was lucky enough to see him at Britt several years ago and enjoy the beauty of his music. I hope you will also - time to kick off those Crocks and relax.

An oldie but a goodie:
A SMILE FOR YOU
Smiling is infectious, you can catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too,
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin,
Then he smiled and I realised I'd passed it on to him.
So, if you feel a smile More...

Just got back from attending a memorial service in Jacksonville Beach, FL for a dear friend who passed away last week. The service was absolutely beautiful. The church choir and the organist could be professional, they were so good. Following the church service, there was a military ceremony - More...

Rayray - just catching up after being away all day. I loved your "letter to the editor"!

I think Grannie Mo went to bed. If anyone else would like the sales brochure that I sent her for the "throw", please send me your e-mail address. (I should be getting a commission for this!)

vel conzidering your sit-chew-ation Jane I have come to the conclooosion zat you just plain weird. Ya you ar zo correct.

My Solicitors;
Messrs. Croup, Gangstalker & Bigot-try;
are issuing writs for the purpose of suing those who harass through constructed investigation of past postings,without true cause and out of malice.

DEFINITION OF "OLD"

First you tell your friend you are having an affair.........

then your friend asks you.......
Are you having it catered???

That, my friend, is the definition of OLD!!!!

Jane:
At least also I think the editor liked it too.
It seemed to affect his writing and his policies that week !

Sigmun - you look a little chilly on your couch. Can I get you a "throw"?

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover



Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.

Irresistible.

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or

she

wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to

joke.

It's true - try it!
>
>> How Smart is Your Right Foot?
> Ya gotta try it. Try not to laugh. It won't help.
> How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
>
> This is so hilarious and it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep
> trying it at least 50 more times to More...

On 16x16 I'm still getting ABDE added to my second possibility in a square.

Well here I am back on the site. Had every intention of doing some online classes for H&R Block but their site isn't working. I still need a few more hours/credits in order to work this coming tax season. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. Have a good night, all!

Eve, I only get extra D's added in.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
More...

eaa - very funny!!

Hi all, eaa that was funny.

And also

ANOTHER SEASONAL JOKE
(hope this wasn't already posted - haven't had time to keep up with the postings today or yesterday)

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must More...

...And to all a good night.