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Good morning all - great jokes this morning. Thanks.

Ooh - without even trying!

They're the best kind of TOPPs Cyn!

Smith climbs to the top of Mt Sinai to get close enough to talk to god.
Looking up he asks the lord "God what does a million years mean to you?"
The lord replies "A minute"
Smith asks "And what dose a million dollars mean to you?"
The lord replies "A penny"
Smith askes"Can I have a penny?"
The lodr replies "In a minute"

Women and cats will do as they please, And men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Benny - good ones! Must be why I just LOVE cats!!!

Jason Gilkison is a Perth Boy.
He comes from a family of Dancers, and the family business is running a dancing school.

http://www.gilkisons.com.au/about.cfm

He was awesome, Rolanda...just got my Mama Mia CD...SOS!!!

Benny - love it! I made a T-shirt using a picture of my cat and that quotation.

So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
SOS
♪♪♪The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
SOS
When you're gone
How can I even try to go on
When you're gone
Though I try how can I carry on ♪♪♪

Hi all - just had to check in to work the Easy and enjoy the jokes. Had my first round of "real" physical therapy this afternoon. OWWW. Gotta go now and keep my leg up the rest of the evening.
Thanks to those that have left me messages - I hope to get them all answered in a few days, when I can sit at the computer for a bit longer.

Rolanda - I bought my Mamma Mia CD on Tuesday and have it in the car. Have been singing 'Does your Mother Know' since yesterday afternoon!!!!

Angi and I went and saw Mama Mia last week and thoroughly enjoyed it.

♪♪♪ Well I can dance with you honey
If you think its funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out? ♪♪♪

mmm me thinks that maybe I will go and buy the cd myself..
It's not if though I dont have lots of Abba records/cd's already!!!

If you keep singing, Rolanda, I won't HAVE to buy the CD. You go, girl!!!

All
Heidi and Mariana will get Bella on the job straight away for you, she needs the exercise.

Rayray that last piece should be a ditty!

Oh

Now that song will be on my brain all day today - until I get in the car and hear another one.

Yes, Rolanda, buy the CD - put it in your car CD player and you too will be singing and humming the last track you hear for the next 24 hours too!!!

So you ladies suggest I go get the Mamma Mia CD for my wife? She HAS seen the movie.

did she love the movie Jamie ???

if she did, yes go and buy!!

Yes, Jamie, despite what I say about not being able to get the songs out of your mind - if she liked the movie, buy the CD!

OK - as soon as she lets me have my car keys back, I will get the CD for her.

AT LAST! We finally know what happened to that party moose that disappeared recently. Check out the Snopes report below:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp

I really enjoyed the jokes. I saw Mamma Mia the night it came out with my mother-in-law. We both enjoyed the movie, but I don't think I want the CD. I like ABBA but I am more into classic rock. Have to remember the quote about cats to tell my friend in Utah.

Broni:
I have often wondered what is 'a ditty'. The word rhymes with some interesting others, and one or two of them are a bit risque and risky.

If Col and Rosemary can say hello today..... then I can too! (I only read page 1, so if there are more that I missed, it was unintentional)

Hello everyone! What an incredibly busy summer! Not much time to chat, but wanted to let you all know that I am here and I get to read a page or 2 More...

Jamie:
I hope your knee is OK now

oh my goodness, jamie! Why are you in PT again?!?!?! I have missed much...... ugh.

Hi Angie - great to see you here -
with the job search.

Hi everyone.
Great to see you are on the mend Jamie.
Keep up the good work.

THIS IS AN ITTY – BITTY DITTY

PITY THE TI****

THAT IS NITTY – GRITTY

KITTY IS PRETTY

IN THE CITY

THIS IS PRETTY SH***

NOT WITTY !!!!

No, I will never try this again!!!
lol ehehehhehe

1st August. The Horses Birthday.
to all the horsies.

LOL Viv, CSL
Rayray think Viv has said it all (or a short simple song or poem)
Jamie hope you are recovering.
Angie good to see you, good luck job hunting.
WB Col and Rosemary.

Is that collar big enough?

Hi all

For those that have noticed that I haven't been around (and those that haven't then skip or read as you please). Life is hectic! My kids are at the age where I have become a permanent taxi and in my spare time serve on so many committees I need a filing cabinet for each one. I More...

Jane, oh my. Me thinks the moose needs glasses! Kind of reminds me of the class pet, a black lop eared rabbit with a propensity for becoming aroused at the sight of a foot in a white athletic sock. Needless to say, I allowed no one to remove his/her shoes!

CG, Daplap, and Benny I have only one thing to say to you -

Angie, my fingers are crossed for you.

Jamie, hang in there. After a year of physical therapy, some of it painful, and some downright humiliating, I'm back at running again. I ran 5 miles this morning. So if I can do it, so can you! (I called my physical therapist, my PT - personal torturer!)

Shall I dood it?