Sudoku Puzzles

why don't you just call them wasps like everyone else?!

or would that lead to WASP confusion perhaps?

A wasp by any other name....

André, it might be a slothopillar. They rarely clean their shoes.

Kathy was the first to get the answer to today's puzzler!

Because nobody mentioned wasps and the Yellowjacket guild expressed, in a stinging response, their objection to any deviation from the facts.

The worst threat that parent caterpillars can make to their recalcitrant offspring is to threaten them with military school...where shoes have to be spit-shined...

For greater efficiency, don't leave just a bar of soap in bed...leave a bottle of water and a washcloth, too. There may be some other things I haven't thought of...

Dear doctor - What if my soap is a placebo?

Madam hopping like crazy on a pogo in the dark...

or did I mean What a soap placebo...wasp!

Ian...I hope they are slip-ons!

A PB and J sammich is always handy. There's the bag of water with the pennies and the bar of soap, a dangerous combination. What can you think of happening in bed that could be worse than slipping on slick sheets? Filch & Slipstick, Attys. at Law, LLC are just waiting for that phone call.

They shouldn't be waiting for the call, jeb.

Dewey, Cheatham & Howe got there first.

Get your own material.

Let's see...are there any other things I would like to have between the bedsheets...

Let me think about that.

Oh come on, Alongside. Ease up.

If you are a plume, what would your nom de plume be? Could you even have one?

No, if you're referring to the 'Car Talk' guys. That fictitious firm name has been a longstanding laywers' joke, although the two brothers have an office in Harvard Square and on the window is "Dewey, Cheatham & Howe."

But I did take my car to them once, when my car broke More...

Jane, Broni and jerbar - it's Mr P's birthday too! Have a good one!!

One more to make 100 - and it's goodnight from me!

You'd have to ask the bird. Do birds name their plumes? People give names to their animals and sometimes their cars and certainly their remotes when they can't find them and whatever results from too much soap and water between the bedsheets but I don't know about birds except when they are More...

Happy Birthday to Broni, Jane and jerbar - enjoy your day!

Oh, and Happy Birthday to Mr P as well!

Oh, and definitely a Shirley.

2.30 I've always prefered Irish linen, if my thread counts.

Don't call me 'Shirley'...

The Ballad Of William Bloat
Title:
The Ballad Of William Bloat
Lyrics by:
Raymond Calvert
Recorded by:
Jonathan Ramsey
Category:
Humour and Sarcasm
All song rights and copyrights belong to the respective authors and/or composers and this material might be copyrighted. More...

Excellent choices, jeb.

Sounds more like an ode from Robert Service.

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold.

Go ahead, ignore me, I'm used to it.

Close that furnace door, will you please, jeb?

You were, afterall, an afterthought. But a delightful afterthought nonetheless. Maybe it's the cute spitcurl on your forehead.

BEFORE the first ray of blushing day,
Who should come by but Kitty bhan,

With her cheek like the rose on a bed of snows,
And her bosom beneath like the sailing swan.
I looked and looked till my heart was gone.

With the foot of the fawn she crossed the lawn,
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afterall, afterthought, afterbirth...any more?

After him, he's getting away with the payroll.

afternoon

Good Morning All and thank you for your kind birthday wishes.
to Jane, jerbar and Mr.P.

afterlife
aftereffect
afterhours

aftermath?