Sudoku Puzzles

Pounce???

Oh no, Kathy! Fiona is suggesting that you add yet ANOTHER program to screw up your computer? Does she never rest?

Judy!

Shall I try installing "Witchware 20010"?
Nah, I think I'll just stick with the old problems she gives me.

20010?? VERY long lasting! lol

Never need to upgrade!

We finally have temps above freezing! 45°, a heat wave! I am off to wash the back sliding glass door. It seems to be covered in dog drool and paw prints...

You have GOT to keep your hubby away from the slider, Kathy!

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. More...

I have just checked our local weather forecast on internet. It says wind NE 5-10 kph slight rain - don't know when they updated it but I can hear the wind and rain beating on the outside of the double glazed windows It is gusting very strongly, and things not nailed down in the garden are moving.

Oh, I know, Judy. Let the hub out, let the hub in, let the hub out, let the hub in.....very tiring.

I can't believe that you actually wrote that, Kathy ...

In retrospect....
You have shown great restraint!

HALL MONITOR!!!!

THE DOOR! THE DOOR!
Climb out of the gutter, my girl!

Oh nooooo! Not the dreaded Hall Monitor!
We'll be good! Scout's Honor!

I'm watching!

Someone put YOU in charge of the asylum, Greg?

Looks like I showed up at the right time

Not to worry Angie I am watching and keeping notes. Or should that be scores?

Daplap: There is somethng very true underlying that joke about the three men at the Pearly Gates.

Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. All the food was slow.'

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. !
'Mum More...

"If you think I'm crazy, what does that make you?" Anyone remember One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest?

One license covered everything on wheels.
Bicycle clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

1.Sweet More...

Have I offended the hall monitor without even knowing it? Can't seem to be able to post a note for Rayray in General Chat.

No ice-crteam and no bananas

Only one large piece of coal per week for the open fire in winter

Sledging every winter in at least 1 foot of snow (as a mnimum for weeks in January and february

Wearing a school uniform including a tie

Keeping quiet in class and working More...

I look forwatd to your comment, Daplap.
Maybe I took too long preparing my own message just then? Does that block the forms?

The spell gremlins are busy

Daplap: I wonder if someone has turned my name into 'bad language'.

Fence looks rustic.........

Morning. I, too, am having some computer issues. We are 5 days into our billing cycle and have clocked up 150% of our usage allowance??? And Mr P and i have been away almost 3 days of that!
Have to talk to 4T when he wakes but it doesn't make sense to me.

Oh dear CP ! CP-ing on the Internet !!

Turning names into bad languae is defamation isn't it?

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Interesting, CJ:
I'll try to answer your questions,
1. The sun reacts with all the chemicals we rub into our hair
2. If women keep their mouths closed for more than a few seconds they get bad breath
3. Psychics keep quiet about gambling success, else they might be banned from buying tickets.

Does anyone know how to transfer a voice file to youtube? Or for that fact how to make a voice file first? May sound silly but I have my reasoning. Help!! If anyone does can you let me know on my page, thanks in advance to all you competent people out there x

Why is everyone talking about a Hall Monitor? Are meals being served at changeover on the site? And if so do we pre-order and pay first or select and pay? Is alcohol allowed at all?

...Is it a position anyone can apply for and do we need to supply school reports as evidence of suitability?

andré: We fink the happyointed 'all monitor (hour morale guidance instructressor) might be lizard-lurking - prhaps disqueezed as a Burptist minster or a Rabbit; so heaverier one as schooldaddled to there borrows proto-quickly - nawty things.