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JUDY from SD. One of my best friend's husband runs a Computer Programming Company in Sydney. He employs Robert to do programming (which R does here at home and email across to Sydney). Nigel is taking Robert to San Diego. the conference is 'Business Intelligence', staying at the Hyatt in SD. R More...

Billy.....Coffee sounds good to me. My Mother in Law used to live in Myaree, now lives in Willagee, not far from you.

RE: family
I speak to my mother probably every 2 days - as I am one of 6 kids and still have a 94 yo grandmother - there's always plenty that mum feels she has to tell me LOL. I speak to one sister every sunday night, the other when she bothers to answer her phone, one brother (the only one in More...

As someone who doesn't comment that often on these pages I would like to add my perspective on family contact. I have lived away from family (in another country) for the past 26 years. When I left home as a bright young thing family really didn't mean that much to me and I now know that poor Mum More...

-.- like my name?
and my nows a little wierd to
but were fun people

Re: family contacts; good discussion question, Warren. We are working hard on accepting that we are not the most important people in our adult 'kids'' lives! We have two adult children: daughter in California; son in Boston. We are in Florida. We communicate about once a week regularly by phone More...

Mickey - doing well girl!!! Just a few hours to go and then it will be the 21st!
Rola and Billy are there places to have coffee south of the river?? (snort!)

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha.'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You More...

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A guy named Saul finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray: 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose More...

Two important things in life...family and friends. I talk to my Dad every-other Sunday, if not every. He lives four hours south of us. My brother moved up here recently and I am much happier now that we see him almost every day.

I am lucky, my husband feels family is important as well More...

MEL from Perth.......I take it you live North of the River????

Yes, it does make a person feel good when someone addresses them by name, but the fact that a couple of people do it incessantly casts suspicion on their motives. When we go on about how wonderful and caring these people are, it gives them far more attention than the person whose name they mentioned.

Loza, No. Cal. is California, too. North Carolina is three hours later than we are

GATH,
There's a mistake in today's Easy crossword clue.
Clue for 2 Down is Plural for shelves.The plural is in fact shelves and singular is shelf.
The clue should have been singular for shelves.

Dave from Oregan and [your smilies especially,they are always sppropiate-where do you get them from?]

Oregbear fromPortland
I like your comments very much.
can you please explain ..ora et..
It sounds nicebut I can't understand it.

Dave from Oregan ooops!! I meant I enjoy your comments...also Oregbear's

Aint that the truth Lurker. Saccharine still rules.

Mickey - All 3 of mine were 2 weeks early. But I thought I was miserable for 3 weeks before delivery. I can't imagine being overdue! My thoughts and prayers are with you!

WB frommy,going to tell us your family sob story to?

Unc, your Saul story was brilliant!!

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lurker you speak as one who musta missed out somewhere along the line. you shd try it out of the shadows some time; it's nicer in the springtime sun.

Jack, too I think you mean. Well I'll tell you briefly about my birth.It took bloody hours of torture being pushed thru this narrow tunnel.If I had had any inkling that the old mum was going to make me do homework and jobs around the house, I would bloody well have stayed put.Dad's dead, but I More...

Lurker, don't forget that SPF out in the sunshine.Sunshine can kill.

Where do you live frombo, can I come too, sounds like my sort of fun.

More than welcome Mousie.Not expecting tho are you, know how big these mice families can get

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower
and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 More...

THE POTATO STORY

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They More...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The More...

See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......

Banana

Dresser

Grammar

Potato

R evive

Uneven

Voodoo

Have You Already Given Up? OK... Here You Go...
Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first More...

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six More...

Hi Everyone,

Unc - that Saul joke is great!


Gath

DEB - Even though I've heard it before, I love that Elmo joke.
LOZA - thanks for the nice mention about using people's names. I don't do it to draw attention to myself, LURKER, I do it so that the people I'm commenting to will be more likely to see what I want to tell them. And besides More...

Spelling checker

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It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
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LISA Hang on it will take me awhile to get that far north even in third gear.

JUDY I am surprised that I shared that, it was just all the letters on parents that I read that made me decide to do it.
While on the subject: One of the hardest lessons I have learned is that people More...

The Capitalism, the Socialism, and the Communism meet one day and decide to have a small party among themselves.
Since they had nothing to drink and eat, the Socialism said he was going out to buy something. So he leaves.
An hour passes, then two hours, three, it's getting very late, and More...

DEB I had not heard the joke before, thought it was very funny thanks.

AP I enjoy your jokes each day too.

Off to bed.

Hope you don't mind KIM from fl.......I've taken one of your frozen life chicken's from your freezer. It's been marinating in the fridge the last couple of hours...almost ready to cook. Need to get dinner ready early tonight, Stephen's working 5.30 - 9.30pm this eve. I did call out to you, but you were busy with your company to hear me.