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4:28 Hi - had a bad week. 102-103 degree F fever Thur night thru going to hospital on Monday. Hospital Mon, Tue, Wed. Blood infection. On medication, am getting slowly better.

Typical. I've been down then up then down again for a week. At least that was a nice breeze.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
You're making my brain hurt, Fiona. Is it an Earth day or a Venusian day? An Earth year or a Venusian year? What about oxygen? Toilet facilities? Exercise? Pizza? Pets? And HOW did they get to Venus SO quickly? Wouldn't it take a years travel just to get home?

Good afternoon to all! That gang certainly looks like they enjoyed their ski holiday!

I've been happily drinking vodka for many years, without fully realizing
what a valuable product that I was just wasting...



1. To remove a bandage without pain saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs More...

Oh André, your thought for the day brings tears to my eyes. Given the recent dispute between you and Fred, I certainly hope that Fred wasn't part of the fishcakes you had for supper.

Gosh, Queen Anne just really have to post that darn warning notice?? Now it will spread everywhere. OKAY GUYS, we have our work cut out for us! Go out to every bar in your home towns, find, remove and destroy this warning notice. Check the doors of the women's loo, inside if necessary. Take a chum More...

An oldie, but it always made me chuckle.....
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, More...

shosho, wishing your son a safe deployment.

Male & Female Interpretations

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.
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mAen all! I'm back from my jaunt to France, which was wonderful and I have lots of pics, which I will get uploaded at some point.

Sharon - my thoughts are with you and your son.

Greg - the "Celeb_R_ate" joke was a real hoot! Thanks for sharing!

Mamacita: Saw your comment from yesterday. NOT FLIGHTY!! Free-spirited, full of life, adventurous, but definitely NOT FLIGHTY! Good sign though, so stay smiling!

Eve, I looked up the Britt Festival and found that the 2008 Classical Festival starts on Aug. 1st . . . so I figured this is an appropriate time for the following (want you to "appear" knowledgeable).

Orchestra Personnel Standards

Conductor
Leaps tall buildings in a More...

Daplap ... you forgot percussion.

Plum - so sorry you've been under the weather. Hope you bounce back quickly!

Shosho, my thoughts and prayers are with your son...

Plum!

Hi Canuk Greg - I enjoy your jokes. Do a scroll through each morning to pick them up.

Please get better soon, Plum!

Hi All....Plum, Sure hope you heal completly soon.
Shosho, Hang on girl....all will go well and we'll look forward to a safe and joyous return.
Thanks CG...
Anne, Any of that white wine left???? Forget about the warnings....I can deal!!!!

Shosho..... I don't know the right words of comfort, so...

Hi Mamacita.

I said hello, Mama.....Well, hello, Mama
It's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're lookin' swell, Mama.......I can tell, Mama
You're still glowin'...you're still crowin'...you're still goin' strong
I feel that room swayin'......while the band's playin'
One of your old More...

What Heidi said Shoshu!

ELIZABRTH, Elizabeth, Elizabeth ... Never ever, ever ask a sitting down computer comedian where they get their jokes from! I'll give you three choices:
1. I write them all myself, just like Peter, Dorthea, Broni and others do.
2. I 'borrow' them from my next door neighbor, the More...

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Jane...What a good voice you have my lady....
Hi Heidi...how's the menagerie coming along?
Suzy...hugs to you too for undertaking the challenge of gathering everything poetic.....
Hope to come back later on,but in case I don't get back, here's hoping everyone has a great weekend...Peace.

Quima, hang in there not flighty lady!

just have to teach my water class tonight and then I'm ready for the weekend -- off of work until next Friday - only have my water classes and those I really enjoy. My last Patient asked why we had to walk, and I guess I was ready to go because I More...

O not Q. Guess i need to mind my Ps Qs and Os.

If you are interested, I have just posted a picture of my #3 son with his fully restored 1974 BMW motorcycle. He has had it in pieces this past winter and has done the total restoration himself, including the paint job. We just took a "maiden voyage" with him. It was a beautiful day for a "bike ride!"

It is in my Photo Gallery.

Debby - cool bike! Your son must be very pleased with his restoration! The photo of you with a snowball was also "cool", Debby. Wish I had a few in my freezer to pull out today in our 90+ degree weather!!!

Thank you, Jane! He put a lot of blood, sweat and frustration into it! But when you look at the end results, I think it was worth it. I hope you stay cool!

That's a nice bike!

Thank you, Heidi!

2:12, give me coffee! all.

Why as the chap on the left got is eyes shut? Snow blind?

Nope... he's thinking "I wish I were in Hawaii"

I think it's He thinking if i could just get away from all these women i'd be down the pub