Sudoku Puzzles

Two old ladies were lying in bed when a ghost appeared. The ghost waved his arms and loudly said, 'Hocus Pocus.' The one old lady said, 'Forget about the Hocus.'

I love a joke that is short ... sweet ... and definitely to the point! :)

Jupiter, Florida, is in the United States. It is 90 miles north of Miami on the Atlantic Ocean's shoreline. It is the spring traing home of the St. Louis Cardinals. Greg Norman had a home in the neighboring community of Jupiter Island, Florida. Actor Burt Reynolds grew up here, and Celine Dion will move back here when she finishes in Las Vegas

Hugh - for someone who is a known old fart, you sure are picking on the elderly today!

Hugh, You've given us all so many good laughs. Thanks for that.

Are we back to farts?

1:47

Thanks Jim, from previous posts I thought you may have been in the Florida area (teasing me with baseball spring training)I didn't realize Jupiter was an actual place. I probably should have googled it first. Showing my blondness again

That's all for me folks I have to go. See you all soon

2:20 - I started the puzzle at 12.55pm, and after a long pause, finally finished it 2 hours later.

I always enjoy a good joke.

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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night
crawlers.

He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf.

He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat
froggie.


Dat snake, he be a More...

Subject: Age and Romance

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are More...

In fine form today, Sarah Beth!

1.55

It's suddenly turned quite chilly today after temperatures in the mid to high 20's lately, so I'm sitting here warming myself with a glass of green ginger wine and eating savoury biscuits with blue vein cheese on them. Yummy. I could get quite accustomed to this.

Anne - can i join you?

Sounds good Anne and Billy.

Yes, sure Billy - come right over. The company would be nice.

CP - you can join us too. My glass needs topping up but I think I'll start getting a bit lightheaded if I top it up again.

I just drew straws, then I couldn't remember which one was fill my glass up again or not, so I thought if I filled it up again, I'd be 50/50 right or wrong!!

2:51 I think that's my record. maeN everyone

CP - your avatar reminds me when I wus a young feller an' I used to sow me wild oats.......then I'd go to church an' pray for a crop failure.

Cheers Anne. Stones ginger wine was my mothers favoured tipple. Can't get it here in France.

3:04 Hi to all. Ginger wine love it! Do you think they would mind in this library if I had a drink?

andré - i'm sure they wouldn't know if you slurped quietly...unlike anne who is consuming a flagon of the stuff...

why a swiss cottage? I have an image of julie andrews singing...high on a hill was a lonely goatherd yodelay yodelay yodelay yoohoo....

Hello Mo, I've just been in the chat room with Billy and Ap but we've all left there now.
I think it's time I had my tea to soak up the wine.
That's a shame you can't buy it there. It's the Stone's brand from England that we have. Lovely on a cold night. Actually, or day or anytime!!

Billy, what the hell makes you think you can yodel.
Oh, my eardrums.

Hey, I left the chatroom to get my tea and I'm still here. It's your fault Mo, for writing a comment to me that I had to reply to.

...actually that was Austria wasn't it?

anne - because i can - got to see a man about a fence...

Yes, Billy, it was. Now who has been drinking the green ginger wine???

The usual saying is Billy, 'got to see a man about a dog', and that's a man's saying!!

anne - forgot about DLS - was going to show him my fence - but its too dark now! another good reason to have DLS.

DLS?? What's that? I'm sure I know but can't think of it right now. I wonder why not!

3:07

Ok Billy and Anne - I can come out of the naughty corner now - I finished my CV, well, as much as I can before me IT experts get home to help me fix up a few things! But I did well, figuring out a few things on my own - so now I'm _ Little Miss Brainy!

MY IT experts! Can't type, need some of Anne's Green ginger Wine.