Sudoku Puzzles

Well Judy - lets hope she has control enough to aim well

Lovely visiting with ya'll...off to feed and clean some pets in PV. Cheers!

Nah. I'm bagging it and sending it to all the deserving folks here.

on everyone!!

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Oops, sorry Vici, I didn't mean to give away the results. Forgot about the time difference going your direction.
Nice to see some old familiar names here today - Dorthea, John, Heidi, Old Hickory, Judy, Anne, Kathy (MD!), shosho, Colo Jim, & Jerry and a few new ones too, Bev & Theresa. I hope all is well with all of you.

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a
break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,
the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks
set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some
senior is More...

Hi, Kathy (the sane one)! Are you still bashing the tennis balls yourself?

The pot calling the kettle...

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of
the Unknowns and why?

21 steps: It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute which is the highest
honor given any military or foreign dignitary.

2. How long does he More...

2:04 to you all, and a good Memorial Day in the USA.

Good afternoon to all! By the looks of it, it was a good day for Hal and his family to stay inside.

Good one, CG ...

Kathy, you give out crappy prizes. You should at least offer trade-ups, exchange three bags of bat guano for a cow pie or something else. At least we could burn the cow pie for heat in the winter!

We have had a smoggy day so far. Ottawa, and everywhere north-east of here are getting heavy smoke from forest fires burning north of Trois-Riviéres, Quebec. That's over 360 kilometers away! Our own version of an ash cloud!

How ungrateful, Greg! I shall have to look for the perfect prize for you. But, wait. You haven't sent me an answer. Your loss.
INCOMING!!

Wow! It sure did a lot of damage! We are expecting storms this afternoon. I hope we don't receive this kind of damage!

Happy Memorial Day to everyone celebrating and a great Big to our Veterans!

Every Memorial Day, American flags are put at each headstone in Arlington National Cemetery. It is a sobering, but inspiring sight.

Happy Memorial Day to our American Friends.
Vici, we saw that test on the baseballs in the humidifier on the TV last night.
I have been in a hail storm that did that kind if damage. The sound on our 'tin roof' was incredible. It even chopped the head off a couple of chooks.

Kathy.... our Lion's Club does the same thing in the local cemetery. Last year, some low-life stole the flags off the headstones.

HI all! You see Kathy, where you made the big mistake with the riddles was starting to give out prizes. These people don't need prizes and they certainly don't need bat crap. Now they are unhappy and unsure and have lost confidence - do they answer the riddle correctly and get their name in lights More...

It's OK. I now have a good supply to dump back on her.

Well, hello Bubble Girl! How timely. The riddle job is back in your capable (if miserly) hands! I shall bestow an appropriate prize for correct answers tomorrow (hopefully, the prize I have ordered will be delivered!), then I am winging my way to Texas where I am loved and appreciated.

We could tie her to a post and take it in turns to fling some at her.

VINTAGE bat guano??? I am honored! lol

We DO love you and we DO appreciate you, Kathy. Don't we? Everyone out there? No-one going to second that? Well, it's just me then. Thank you for keeping the seat warm! And have a good time in Texas!

HALL MONITOR!
I am being threatened!

Awww. Brings a tear to my eye. Or is it the fumes?

And Kathy, the other one is very posh - it has the Italian flag on it. Vintage AND Italian to boot - Heidi has sent you off in style.

Pasta in Italian bat guano. Al dente.

I suppose I must ask for red sauce.....like a good Italian vampire bat.

I'm actually not leaving until Thursday (too early AM)But I have done absolutely nothing to prepare for 2 weeks away. I work well under pressure.

You're not leaving til Thursday and today is only Monday. You're not getting off with abandoning your post tomorrow, no way. A true riddler posts til the last minute, grasshopper.

Oh, all right! Tomorrow, then. I must live up to the grasshopper creed.
HOP TO IT!

Speaking of hopping....off to the kitchen I go!
Bye.

The war of words continues - and I love it!

Colo Jim - thanks for that great info re guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

They do the flags at Punchbowl Cemetery in Hawaii too - very moving.

Canberra is back to frost this morning - but the day promises to be beautiful.

I am off to work, have showered, now for dressing.....

No, not doing naked sudoku!!!!

Have undergarments and dressing gown (robe) on!