Sudoku Puzzles

Hi Kathy. We are staying as warm as we can. The kids are cooped up at school and I'm not leaving the house.

Today's Weather Report. We officially got 14 inches of snow. That's 35 cm. It is a balmy 3 degrees Fahrenheit (-16C) but with the winds it feels like -16F (-27C)

2.06

Very creative, Plum! Strange ... but creative!

Judy, that's what everyone who knows me says ...

Good afternoon to all! Now there's a happy face. She looks like she was having the best day ever!

Glenn, I'm in your corner. I had a small in/out procedure done at the hospital this morning, and all went well despite other problems issues I have that delayed this.

Greg, we do NOT want to know where the doctor went "in/out" !!!

Glad it went well, though ...

Rsole, at least four of those jokes have been posted on the site before back when Hugh (Peter) was a regular contributer. Time for you to get some new material.

Well, if repeat jokes are in the norm today, here's one I posted a few years ago....

A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.
"This is Chet," he More...

No, you don't Judy, but thank you.

Angie, well you beat us. We only got 25 centimeters, but it warmed up over night and we also had a little freezing rain. Yuk! At least we didn't have another ice storm!

Hubby is up on the roof caulking around the fireplace chimney. WHY won't he hire someone to do that? Who knows. He has his cell phone up there and will call when he wants to come down. I am "ladder holder". Men! Sigh.

Oh, to be 6 again. Naw ... I'll skip it.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Well I haven't seen this one here, this year, yet...

AN AUSSIE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

'Twas the night before Christmas;
there wasn't a sound.
Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.

We'd left on the table
some tucker and beer,
Hoping that Santa More...

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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On the radio this morning, I heard a story about a woman who was Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable and after hours of hearing both her children asking for More...

Jerry, haven't you ever realized that chicken wings actually taste like buffalo wings?

A Christmas Card (turn up volume)

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0263168021

No Greg, I Haven't. They all usually taste like what ever sauce they were covered with.

December 8
6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
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2:08, everyone.

December 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white crap fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to poop. By the time I got undressed, pooped and dressed again, More...

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Brilliant Kathy!!

REALLY had to clean that one up before I posted it! LOL

Hi Glenn
Don't we live in an amazing world where they can do the sort of surgery you are talking about? Hope the tests go well and that you will be firing on all cylinders again soon.

Glenn is the first answer D C?

What a gorgeous smile!

Gath or Hallmonitor: A question.... aside from approving avatars, new smiles and monitoring comments, does the new monitor role also take care of issues such as puzzles not loading correctly, site crashes, etc.? Are we to email the monitor or you Gath when there is a problem on the site? If it is More...

Fiona, ever thought of a career in politics? What great obfuscation (I hope that is how you spell it!).

Thank you for your reminder, Jerry! I'm going to go shopping in a different frame of mind and hopefully can really remember why and come up with gifts that reflect that joy.

Greg, glad you have sorted out your health problems. Hope you are on the way to recovery now.

Q. Which of the following places has never hit 100 degrees?
A.) Miami, FL
B.) Portland, OR
C.) Boston, MA
D.) Minneapolis, MN

Answers to the weather guesser inbox

Oh my gosh! Inboxes are proliferating! We'll all spend all day in front of the computer if this keeps up!

I feel early retirement coming on! Profuse and profound excuses to Mariane who also sent in a correct answer yesterday.

Your a Grinch if:
You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer.

How to confuse Santa:
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

Oh thank you Fiona! There are only a few little bright spots in the day at the moment I am so busy, and getting the quiz right is one of them!
No need for humble apologies - I just need the kudos!!!!

Oh, rub it in, why doncha', Fiona!
I have sent answers to Glenn and Jerry (sounds like ice cream!) Please note that THEIR puzzles did not include any stupid math.