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YaHooo!

At least I'm not ready to "write off" December, yet.

Perhaps...

everyone!

An absolute flood of answers to yesterday's puzzle!
Answers: 1.cat 2.cut 3.nut 4.out
to Jerry, Mariane, Kathy/Valrico, lonewoof, CP, Keith, CynB, k(brissie), Bluey, Amelia, Grass-hopper, and Danstell! Whew!

A Christmas greeting observed in western, rural, Washington state.

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA"

For all you old golfing farts out there.

A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Lookner for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the same dentist a few years More...

2:00 Maen! Awwwwww.... :)

Yes CG, I already know a couple of those have been posted before, but hey! Who gives a sh*t?

12/15/2009

Dearest Dave,

Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts.
The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.

With all of my love,
Your Agnes

Give it a rest, Rsole.

Yay! The second day of Christmas!

Well, I was going to haul more fill. But, after nearly a week of sub-freezing temps, and light rain this morning, the roads are icy...

Oooo. Double nickels.

Good afternoon to all! Is this a picture of puppy love?

Jerry, the icy road scenario... A combination of snow, icy roads and fog here this morning led to an over 60 vehicle accident on the 416 highway this morning. The highway has been closed for several hours. Thankfully, no deaths reported (yet).

Dodge City was a pretty rough town, nevertheless, they had an excellent little theatre group. One time they planned to perform the Swan Lake Ballet.
On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered that moths had gotten into the tutus. Everything was ruined. The producer sent a telegraph to the More...

Thinking of André.... Alternate TFTD:

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

CG, Ha, Ha and Tee Hee

CG, Glad to hear no fatalities...

Looking out the window and walking around outside, I wouldn't have guessed the roads were icy. It was only after a phone call and I walked the 150 meters out to the road I found out.

A blonde goes into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk asks, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 Baptists."

Well, Arkansas has a "Toad Suck" and a "Pickles Gap".

Jim,

Well, Hell is in the next county for us!

Great joke Jim!

Don't forget Intercourse, PA

Shelia, back in my younger days, I had a T-shirt that read "I've to Hell (Michigan) and I survived."

I always loved the sign "up the road a ways"...

"Entering Ethel"

CG - that doesn't count as a TFTD!

How about this one:
Hate is a wasted emotion - 50% don't know you hate them and the other 50% don't care!

Hwy 12, just east of I-5, in Washington.

Good one, mariane.

Or Climax, Saskatchewan

Mariane, I said it was an alternate TFTD.

Greg is that "A Little Bit South Of Saskatoon?

HI all! Time for a riddle in amongst these groaners! Answers to the rumours inbox please!

In your future and in your past
I come and go so senseless and fast
My purpose is unknown to all
Remembrance seems to drift then fall
I travel by night and fade by day
Because that is my common way

forgot the melody

Jerry I feel a bit squashed in between all of that!

Come on Greg! You know André is much more pure than that! You can't evoke her name as an excuse for your humour.

Time to go see if the roads are passable yet...

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady More...