Sudoku Puzzles

There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says 'I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes'.

The Scotsman says 'That's nothing. I was More...

CP From Canberra - Last of a set of night shifts then two days off and back to mornings.

Thanks for posting more info I can pass to my moving away friend...I'm sure it will be well received!

I always say y'all...my students think it is funny and it stops me from saying the very bad generalization 'guys'.

I suppose if I really applying those rules for moving south I More...

Just two nights on for me then off till next weekend - unless I get a recall shift, that happens a lot lately.

I like 'y'all', it sounds warm and friendly.

Celeste, thank you that helped a lot. Do you know what the software is called?---that allows you to watch in other regions? My computer is allowing me 4 changes that is it. My TV DVD says no changes.

rosa From devon
Hi I had to spend two weeks in a hospital once and it almost killed me. After a week I talked to my doctor and he allowed me---with a relative as a supervisor to go outside on the lawn and sit---well he thought I was sitting. It was great, especially for someone who is an More...

Gene, in this area a vet will come out any day and anytime. My horse got a bad case of colic on Easter Sunday a few years ago and the vet was here within an hour---now the cost is another matter.

Speaking of outside, that is where I am heading. My kids and I are playing a game of swords and Knights outside---I get to be the Princess!

Not sure how long I will last,it is another hot hot day. But coming in means house cleaning so it is not THAT hot.

Serial postings, garden party

Kim/Fl - I liked your idea about concrete homes with plastic furniture for easy cleaning!

I have the same problem as you...to be out means roasting and to be in means cleaning. Perhaps I shall go roast as well!

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An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

Y'ken,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way More...

Gene, forgot it was the weekend, take care and let us know how he is.

To: Unc from Batavia,Il- Good thing GOD is in control.

Good mAen to all. On a frind's computer, so not logged in today. Sending a written smile instead!

JEANA FROM MAINE: My good wishes and prayers for your dad's cancer treatment. Remember, cancer is not a death sentence as it once was. My dad was diagnosed in his 60's and lived to be 87, with few limitations and a good quality of life. Modern medicine is amazing, and God is kind.

MAMACITA: I was privileged to see the photos of you! I just KNEW that you would have a smile that lights up the room! You are beautiful inside and out! XO

HUGH: Loved the jokes ... you are definitely the Master!

SUSAN FROM INGHAM: I laughed for a long time at the post questioning whether you ever slept or worked! I, for one, love that you post at all hours. This practice has allowed you to communicate and make friends with BOTH Aussies and Americans, and we are all better for it! :)

Good afternoon.

Short but sweat:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?'

Sorry, that should be sweet. Sweat is what I'm doing after going outside in this heat. All in all, I'd rather be in Australia!

A Guy walks into a bar and says 'OUCH!'

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, 'Is this some kind of joke?'

TO KIM, KATHY, BARBARA, ROSEMARY, ME, AND ANY OTHER SERIAL POSTERS: Some day we will be called to task for diarrhea of the mouth and appear as another type of 'poster' ... the ones on the walls of Post Offices and Police Stations that picture the Most Wanted! Until then, let 'er rip, and may the (cow) chips fall where they may! LOL

Add WARREN to the list ... !!!!! :)

Warren - It's p**sin' down rain here and about 2 degrees. First decent rain for several weeks so no complaints.

Judy - How's you're mountain paradise?

Hugh, You are the master......! If you don't get it right away, let IT go.[big grin]

Good maEn everyone.

Actually, who cares if you post 100 times in a row. It makes it much easier to skip over.

Hi Ed - doing better? Hope so.

Ed, I thought Mamacita was the master...er mistress!!! There you go I've probably got you in trouble again.

Good to have you back, old son!

Hi Judy & All ! Haven't had much time to be a serial poster lately, lucky for those who dislike them. We finally got out to work in the yard today. Boy, a lot of weeds grew in the last 6 weeks! It is 95 degrees today so we didn't last long in that heat. Went skinny dipping in the pool afterward to rinse off all the grime. The water temp is nice & warm now, just the way I like it!

Canuck greg - I thought only Kiwis (New Zealanders) had frinds.

Multi-region dvd players (not locked to single area code) are now widely available in stores/online.
You may be able to download or upgrade software for your computers dvd from manufacturer.
Google- multi region dvd software -to crack region locks on PC dvd's.

Kim, our pool was 18 years old & in bad shape so we had it redone two years ago with pebble finish epoxy lining & the new salt water (instead of chlorine) system. My pool man (my husband!!) says this makes his job MUCH easier! Do check that our when you get ready to put your pool in. Your sons More...

We are off now to pay a visit to our single daughter who needs Mom & Dad's help with some household chores. See you later!

HUGH: I've been afraid to describe how wonderful it has been here in the mountains. With all the moaning and groaning about the frigid weather on one side of the world, and the heat and humidity on the other, I fear that our little cabin will be bursting at the seams with an international More...

NOT SERIAL POSTER: Ouch! I'm wounded! Actually, yours was a pretty funny comment! Of course, if you are aware of what I said, you DID read my comment!! LOL

KATHY: Skinny dipping ... hm-m-m ... didn't you mention that your pool has a full view of your entire neighborhood, and vice versa?? Trying to build upon your reputation? :)