Sudoku Puzzles

Nah ... Kathy doesn't have to shave. At her age, all she has to do is pluck out those random, pesky, long, kinky, black hairs on her chin ... paying special attention to the ones growing out of her warts and moles ...

.....says the hairy mole bedecked Wicked Witch of the West Coast!

Okay. Recovery complete. Off to run errands!

Well, I'll have no problem with the diet today, as I've completely lost my appetite..let's just hope she hasn't gone 'old European' and still shaves the armpits.

Good afternoon to all! I'll bet that Andy is a rambunctious fellow now that he's older.

Well, my riddle to Fiona was answered by Fiona correctly by her! Beavertails! Kudos to Amelia, Fiona (of course), Jamie (claw thingees?), Judy (with your usual lewd but cute under tones), the Phantom and Shannon. The other answer I accepted was 'hugs from CG' as I guess everyone was jealous of Keith and I 'bonding.'

Regarding the riddle for Fiona, I failed Kathy as she said beavers running around Canada without tails. This sparked fury amongst my animal rights friends. We don't leave them without tails Kathy. We take their pelts too and make coats for all you batty women!

Kathy, one more question: at what age did you have to start shaving?

Okay, a CP for CP! Cheers all!

Glinda, I almost forgot What's happening with Mel Gibson (as if I really care) and where is your definition (which I might care about)?

Is it Happy Hour yet?

Sue - see you brought the present for the whole crowd (see Medium). Is this your B-day flower?

Oh it's definitely happy hour - it always starts early on Fridays. And we have to toast the amazing gardener Sue's birthday.
Greg, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea about Gibson. I never understand the fascination with 'celebrities' and every mundane detail of their lives. Add to More...

The Kardashian family puts the "D" in dysfunctional.


It's happy hour somewhere, Jane! Here's mud in your eye!

Hmmmm, mind if I join you? It is rather early here but wouldn't getting over the social restriction regarding imbibing!

The Perfect Husband.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. More...

Don't watch too many television programs but enough to stumble upon some idiotic programs. Wasn't the Kardashian family about some girls who open some kind of shop (didn't watch enough to figure out what it was they sold or maybe I just plain forgot)?

Exactly my point Shosho! I usually see these programs when the nieces/nephews are over...and I'm always thinking, who exactly are they and why do we care?? Kathy, that's my kind of wine glass (but officer, I only had two glasses of wine)

Good morning. The Mel Gibson tapes are taking up way too much time in the Aussie press. I'm heartily sick of it!

Well since it's happy hour I'll follow Jim's lead..
A man returns home way later than he promised from his golf game. As he walks in the door he cuts his wife off at the pass.
"I know how late I am honey, but please let me explain...Charlie had a heart attack and dropped dead on the 4th More...

yes, yes, yes, Jane it is always happy hour some where.

I'll drink to that, Sue! Great jokes from the Colorado Kids! Keep 'em coming.

...and the next round of mojitos is on me!

Off to make dinner now...

The postscript to watching my detective show last night was that I fell asleep about 5 minutes from the end - don't you hate that?

The detective did it.

With a de baclee.

Hi everyone.
Phantom, you left me out of your summary.
Obviously waiting for a witty comment from me.

Popped back in for a refill...CP, it's only worse when you pay for a hotel room movie and fall asleep about 15-20 minutes in. The Phantom must have been off his game yesterday Viv, as I got edited out too!

Morning everyone.
I have put a photo of moi and the Terracotta Warriors on my page.
Suzy on SA9 was telling us the other day, that the Warriors are coming to Sydney.
and she is jealous that I have been and seen them in situ.

Glinda, re BP, about bl**dy time!

re Mel Gibson...WHO?! He is gone from my mind.

re Debacle, isn't that what you have on da belt?

Very good Gail.
I can never come up with anything witty which is why I mainly read and not post.

2:22 all the twos!
Good morning all. Have a great weekend whatever you plans.
Perhaps a run around the park with Andy!

"your" plans.

Well folks, the next federal election has been announced. August 21st we go to the polls. Personally, I'd rather go to my sister's birthday party rather than a political party but it's compulsory that I attend both.
May the best woman win

Hello everyone,Andy is looking sad because of the silly mistakes I kept making like a 3 can't go in a box that already has a 3 grrrr.

Colo Jim and Shannon thanks for the laughs.

Good afternoon all!
Sue - have a great 2-day Sudoku birthday! Enjoy!
Colo Jim, I was still laughing until I read Shannon's joke - now I can't stop laughing!!
Federal election 21/8 - there's a surprise - not! Mel Gibson - yawn!
But agree with Gail on the election, may the best woman win.

Different avatar - got sick of the frog, thought I'd go for basic black and white.

Back in for a nightcap before bed, I'll leave the ice out for those of you ready for a Saturday afternoon cocktail. Can we do elections like you do please? Just announced and you're having them Aug 21st? Way better than the 18+ months of crud we go through (not that they ever really stop campaigning).

Staying up late waiting for our son and his family to arrive for a cabin visit ... yawn!

Cyn ... your avatar makes me dizzy!