Sudoku Puzzles

... And it gets worse ...

Good racers don't divulge their secrets, Judy.

Good morning to all! You won't see leaves like that around here. If they weren't raked up, they're all buried in snow now!

Ah-h-h-h ... a scary, covert conspiracy ...

2.31

Sunny and warming up here. We should reach a high of -25C today. Sure beats the -30C we had yesterday!

Good Maen, all!

Fiona, I think I'll pass on today's riddle. I would hate to show off my superior knowledge of the use of the spell check tool and my overwhelming knowledge of past and present 'stars'.

Aaaargh! It is pouring here today, and I have to do the grocery shopping for tomorrow night's dinner party. But at least the house is all decorated now! (Come to think of it, yesterday was a beautiful day. Should have done the shopping then and decorated the house today. Maybe I should check the weather forecast more often.....Oh well!)

This guy's wife was always wanting to go golfing with him and he said he didn't think she would enjoy it. She kept pressuring him and finally he gave in.
So they're on the golf course and on the first hole the guy hits one 300 yards down the middle of the fairway, hits his second shot three feet More...

Go to the following, type in any Christmas song and see what happens. Also, type in any
non-Christmas song and you'll get a kick out of the response. One of the funniest I typed in was Jingle Bell Rock... Rudolf is good, too.


http://www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/card
.swf [remember to remove space]

2:01 Maen! Leave me out of this :)

Jim, you have some great photos in your collection, and it's not just because you have an excellent camera.
However, please do be careful when photographing crocodiles - they are much faster than most people realise, particularly when attacking. I don't want you to end up like that bloke who was wearing a green shirt in one of your 'croc' photos.

Golden oak leaves peppered with snow.
I could almost eat them

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN
Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling and laughing away,
While flying around in a miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along,
Whilst childrens voices echo in song
Then let's face it...
More...

Happy-almost-noon-Friday day off! Enjoyed bagels, lox & cream cheese at a Christmas breakfast I attended this AM, so just now getting a little computer time before taking Mom out to lunch and some errands!
Gotta remember to take that Milk of Magnesia/OJ joke to the pharmacy...

Oh no, Gmo!!! Are you FOM undiguised??
It's YOU'RE!!!!!

Sorry, pet peeve disclosed!

Morning.

For all you folks traveling over Christmas...

Shortly before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home. The business trip had been grueling and he was not in a particularly good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their More...

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Jingle Bombs. Very cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

CP, sorry about that but I just cut and pasted from an email I received.
By the way drunk wasn't the word the email used!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more !!!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The More...

CP, It's me FOM, not Hohoho it's GannieMo. She just made the same mistake I did of copy and paste from anothers work.

I love to hike and kick up the leaves as I walk -- but I'm afraid = I'll be kicking up snow by tomorrow morning.

I don't do so well with the Newspaper puzzles on Friday - I can usually do Wednesday and thursday - I usually just get it about 2/3 done -- I'm going to start trying doing them on the site -- I guess, I could "cheat" or should I say - get a little help then.

NEWS FROM SANTA'S PRESS SECRETARY

Santa’s a funny old bird (he resembles Will Scarlet in scarecrowland), and is bearded with as many lives as years. From under his long, snakey, pet-bullied belt, he has survived many fairy-tail, tree-topped, bar-boiled Christmases, with bar-belles; More...

Hello everyone, thanks for all the funnies today. Will try out the links shortly. After the comment from Shiela thanking Keith I knew it wouldn't be long till Judy responded also Rayray's news press had me with the giggles.

12/19/2009

Dear Dave,

When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps.
So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them?
The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket.
Please stop dear.

Cordially,
Agnes

Both the links on here today were great.

Have a good one everybody.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !

Hello everyone. During the past few days I have been uploading photos in Flickr depicting my own version of The Twelve Days of Christmas - an avian version. I've uploaded the Twelfth day on my page.
I hope and pray every single one of you has a wonderful Holiday and a Prosperous, Happy, Healthy and Love filled 2010.

Nal, I spotted it a few hours earlier. It is a wonderful display of creative photography. Congratulations.

BTW, I hope you and your family have a wonderful Festive Season.

Nal, your 12 Days of Christmas is awesome!!!

Shiela, the show was beautiful. Just when you're ready to scream and pull your hair, the children get it together and perform sooo beautifully that tears come to mind!

Nal, what can I say

Gracie!