Sudoku Puzzles

"Hang on lads. I've got a great idea"
Michael Caine as Charlie Croker in the original 'Italian Job'

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Tom Hanks in Forest Gump (and isn't it the truth!)

It has me laughing now. "And Sir Robin-the-not-quite-so-pure-as-Sir-Launcelot ..."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Peter Sellers in 'Dr. Strangelove'
(my all time favorite!)

With apologies to all you Americans out there....

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, More...

One of my favourites Greg.

DUH!

Doesn't surprise me in the least, Greg.

"You put Basil in the ratatouille?????" Manuel to Mr Fawlty. Sorry, but I imagine very few people will understand that one.

GannieMo - Wallpaper won't stick? Use Duct Tape!

I certainly do! BIG Faulty Towers fan!

Yessss! "I think it's going to rain."!!!!! Same episode - an all time masterpiece.

The Health Inspector, I believe.

1:42 mAen! Cool model!

"We have a new bellhop, he's from Barcelona. It would be easier to train an ape"

"Coming, my little piranha fish!"

Oh, the list goes on and on!

Basil Fawlty: [overseeing dinner, he approaches a table where Mrs. Heath is eating with her son Ronald] Everything all right here?
Mrs. Heath: Well...
Master Heath: [cutting in] I don't like the chips. The chips are awful.
Basil Fawlty: Really? How so?
Master Heath: They're the More...

Basil Fawlty: [about Sybil's laugh] "Sounds like somebody machine-gunning a seal".

My husband's favorite "line" from a movie ... Chevy Chase's rant about his boss in "Christmas Vacation" ...
... "I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, More...

Master Heath: [to Basil] These eggs look like *you* laid them. Haven't you got any *proper* chips?
Basil Fawlty: These *are* proper French-fried potatoes. The chef is Continental.
Master Heath: Couldn't you get an English one?
Mrs. Heath: Why don't you just eat one or two, dear? More...

Basil Fawlty: Next contestant, Mrs. Sybil Fawlty from Torquay. Specialist subject - the bleeding obvious

Fiona - Instead of Male hen, how about "Rooster"?
Or is that a little too randy for the censor..?

Dr Price: You mean to tell me you didn't realise this man was dead?
Basil: Well, people don't talk that much in the morning. Look, I'm just delivering a tray, right. If the guest isn't singing "Oh What a Beautiful Morning," I don't immediately think "Oh, there's another More...

the male hen has nothing to do with me Jim, that's Rayray's problem, not mine - I'm having trouble writing something else.

Basil Fawlty: Do you remember when we were first *manacled* together? We used to laugh quite a lot.
Sybil Fawlty: Yes, but not at the same time, Basil.

and the ultimate Kathy threat:
Basil Fawlty: If you bother me again I shall visit you in the small hours of the night and put a bat up your nightdress!

Okay! I give up! You win!

hοmοnymn, cοck!!!!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss!

got carried away there for a minute and forgot my spelling! Feel free to ignore me.

So, posting semi-dirty words excites you? Shall we take up a collection to get Fiona the professional help she so obviously needs?

When I read the beginning of RayRay's joke about roosters, I thought it was going to be a rewrite of the following joke about the wisdom of old bulls:

The farmer had two bulls; fine, strong animals in their prime. But the farmer bought 40 more heifers, making almost 200, and so he followed More...

Folks seem to like my bald eagle photo yesterday. So I posted a photo I took in the Everglades, in January, of a Roseate Spoonbill.

http://sudoku.com.au/PhotosBig.aspx?PID=9604&UID=9623&Go=U21-3-1991

Sorry, Fiona. Got my lines crossed.

Morning. Yes, Colo Jim, I was wondering why rooster wouldn't be better.

hοmοnymn, caulk (almost, if you say it quickly)
"It's not meant to be taken literally dear, it applies to all manufacturers of dairy products"
Monty Python, Life of Brian.

Only posting due to the proliferation of quotes from the great JC tonight.

Something like (from memory) ---

Crusty old woman: I asked for a room with a view.
I want to see the sea
Fawlty: There! There's the view. Through window (Pointing) Look! There's the sea - between the sky and the land.
Crusty old woman: I don't call that a view.
Fawlty: Well what More...

... and updated Youtube. Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch "Life of Christ"

Not for those easily offended

Sybil: "Oh go away, you glorified stick-insect"

The Major: Nice little dog you have there.
Old Lady: Yes. He's a little Schitzu.
The Major: Oh really! And what breed is he?

Dissatisfied customer: This is the worst hotel in the country.
The Major: Oh no! I won't have that. There's the one just this side of Eastbourne ---

German tourist; Vill you please shtop talking about ze war
Basil: You started it
German tourist: I didn't start it. You did.
Basil: You started it -- you invaded Poland