Sudoku Puzzles

Now, André, the question is, how are we going to find out if Glinda's fish is a boy or a girl. Perhaps we could send Gurglin' Elmer Smythe to Maine (he's closer than you or I) to check it out.

Dread Pirate Rackham

I have a keen head for how to make a profit and have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

or

Cap'n Tess Rotgut
Argh!!!

Eve...How did you know my name is Mad Bess Rackham? Argh!!! Off with your head matey! Wait.......... We seem to be related some how or other....hmmmmm,watch it here....I smell summkin afowl here.....

Ahha ye landlubbers! I revised the search using my proper name (Gregory) and I am now "Filthy Davy Cutty." I'll take a shower and have a glass of Cutty Sark scotch when I'm done so I can be Filthy but clean!

And in case your curious, GATH is "Disaterous John Straw." Should we keep hanging around with him??

I used my real name first and came up with Decayin' Nadine Napier, which has a nice ring to it. Then I used Tree Sheila and ...wow... I am now officially known as Fartin' Rachel Slaughter ! Hurry up in that bathroom Filthy Davy!

Ahy refuse to use the other name given me...Yarr!!!! It rhymed with barken and the rest was Val Dread...I'm really Mad Bess Rackham...so much more dignified!!!!! More me dont'ch think???

Avast ye picaros. Smugglin' Lucy Smithe here. Listen up or yer'll be hangin' from the futtock shrouds.

Now riddle me this...

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

1:25; Willow in the wind, sounds like a song title!

Appy - they have no chance of reaching that score...

Glinda - goldfish have a concentration span of 3 seconds...i think that means something...

talk like a pirate day was yesterday for us - a useful pick up line apparently is "permission to board?"

How much Linda?

have a good day all x

ooops i forgot to say "permission to board - aaaarggggggh?"

Eve and Mamacita -You both have wonderful pirate names. When I was a teenager, my next door neighbors had an exchange student from England living with them by the name of Robin Rackham. He was so cute, and I had such a crush on him!

I met a deaf pirate once Billy, he had a problem with his buccaneers. Arrrrrrr.

Jane - I'm not surprised you had a crush on a boy with such a cool name, one of the "silent aitch" brigade. I was a "silent aitcher" too...Dunham. Robin Rackham sounds like he belongs in an Austin Powers or James Bond flick.

By the way, it's great to see our new horrorscopes. My life has completely changed now. Welcome back, Gath.

Rackham be a popular Sudoku pirate name it seems. Mine came out Mad Tom Rackham.

Mamacita - what are we suppose to Racking - since our last name is pronounced Rack-em. My first thought was snooker balls, after I have won another game. RACK-EM. Or maybe it is the bar - referring to a line of shot glasses - RACK-EM. Probably the second - since my other name was Capt'n Tess More...

aaaaaaarrrrrr me hearties Mad Mary Kidd 'ere
André, I think we are related
or
Cap'n Madeline Graybeard
sounds familiar at this time in my life with hormonal hair issues

I am so grateful that the horrorscopes have changed those da mn cramps were killing moi! and now I have to get moving

groanaaaaarrrrrrrrrr long john....
how come my name's Mad Tom Rackham too?

My horrorscope has got me completely wrong - never thought my glass was half empty....

2.14 nice trees but horrible near drains

arrrrr ye arrrr right to groan, Billy. I met a skinny pirate once, he had a sunken chest! Shiver me timbers!

Billy - guess you are related to me and Mamacita & probably some gent from the mother country.

But were not the pirates from the Barbary Coast?

......and me horrrorrrscope says I have to wear rainbow coloured suspenders and dance to disco music. What sort of pirate would I be, I ask ye.

No time to read today, my daughter is visiting and keeping me busy away from the computer, but I was sent this joke and thought I would share, I got a little chuckle from it.

UMBRELLA

A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his More...

I put a comment on jeb’s page, saying “I must coordinate a party on your page some time, though there's no way I could top what you put together on mine. What a kick, though I've had to float a loan to pay for cleanup.” And he came back to me with “Keith, get to co-ordinatin'. I've already got a More...

At work. Busy. No time to read - catch you later.

Ahoy, maties. The riddle was:
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

And the answer is:
It cost him a buccaneer...

If ye be lookin for me, I'm in the fo'c's'le swillin' bumboo.

ljs - a camp one? watch an episode of captain pugwash - it's hilarious!in fact i may youtube one....

Eve - mother country being??

and sunken chests are full of treasures!

billy
what if my chests are not sunken?
some say a greater treasure

OMG, KEITH ... isn't that the longest comment you've ever made??? My we're chatty today! :-)

so would that be a floatin' chest rose aaaaaaaarrrr?

Another Rackham here ... must have been a lot of inbreeding going on ... Bloody Mary Rackham. But the name is preferable to the alternative ... Pirate Hayley the Malformed ... someone must have seen my butt ...

Hope everyone has a lovely day / evening

2:15 Good Morning everyone. Lovely rainy day here.

Yea, well, Judy, most of the words were jeb's.

I'm not touching that chest thing ...

hey Keith, can we get corroboration from your wife on that?

And one more for luck