Sudoku Puzzles

A new page to get you both talking to each other and reconciling your differences.

Well, I have a difference I'd like to reconcile with Fiona's answer key. I think my answer of Mary Time (maritime) is actually better than Justin Time. Shall I call for arbitration? A vote?

Love the camel joke, CG, and to segue from CynB's joke about the skier, yes, I was on the slopes yesterday, but no, I didn't ski backwards with my pants down and all my bones are intact ...

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Hello all! Today is Groundhog Day, and the Tin Man's birthday. love!

According to Wikipedia, it is a flock of camels.

Well now ! I didn't realise camels were into frocks. Are the frocks shaped to take the hump?

Maybe some camels look slim in a frick - after it is possible for the to pass through the eye of a needle.

Wow! A TFTD from Andre - I always look forward to them, thanks Andre. Oh, and welcome, Petunia!
Plum - I would have put Gerry (Mander) for Fiona's No.6 yesterday instead of Sally.
OK Phil, if there's going to be 6 more weeks of winter up there, please tell me there won't be 6 more weeks of summer downunder. I'm over it!

Plum, I also had Maritime, and I had Gerrymander instead of Sally!! Perhaps we can agree to differ!

A Husband and wife had been arguing when the husband did not
realize he was driving a bit too fast, was pulled over by a
police officer for speeding.

The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control More...

RayRay, My fridge is going out in sympathy with yours. It wouldn't work last night and everything inside was getting warm. Hubby moved all the food downstairs to the beer fridge which is empty since we are participating in Alcohol Free February.
The fridge started to work again about 10:30 More...

Good morning all!

Blondie

It's lovely to see Andre and her TFTD again.
Good to see Susan dropping in as well.

Since the GroundHog saw his shadow...
We get 6 more weeks of SKIING..!

Hi,I have finally got back to the site. André great to see you, Vicki all beer fridges work its only the food ones that break down LOL. Great jokes today soooo funny thanks.

to the Tin man.

Oh yeah the camels, they look as though they are dressed for the tea party.

Victoria:
We must do something about this worker's union policy of the younger generation of fridges, which determines early retirment and a reluctance for the fridges to work. They must be beaten into (or out of), shape with tree-branches or camel kicks.
Seriously though, I do think More...

This fridge that has now gone on strike is 8 years old. My previous fridge was over 30 years old when it passed away in a beaten-up truck-hearse to the Council's ozone-layer-friendly mortuary. Even at that age I suspected foul play from an intruder - because, just before it died (God rest its More...

Modern appliances are certainly not being finding entry into the Guinness book of records for longevity

I put up a new youtube on my page. It has to be one of, if not THE most beautiful renditions of the U.S. National Anthem I have ever heard...

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:

Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's More...

Rayray, the last time we had the repairman out he suggested that the fridge was past its use-by-date. 10 years is the normal life apparently. I think they all come with built-in obsolescence nowadays. Boo Hiss!!!
I rang home at lunch time and it is still working, so that's a blessing. I think it might be time to start saving for it's replacement though.

I rode a camel once in the Algerian Sahara - but it was a low-class, hoipolloi camel and not aristocratically dressed in any finery. Indeed the poor thing had ulcerous, fly-infested sores on its back and was in pain when it was mounted (I mean by that to be ridden by a rider). It was named More...

Glenn:
I've heard of that. It causes blindness too. The government's intelligent response is to install electric lights in rectums (= recta) so if eyes are put there they can see. Thus, the present cabinet all have luminous tails. It makes a good tale anyway.

Rayray you could charm the birds out of the tree with your dulcet tones.

CynB and bluey - I agree that when there's more than one acceptable answer, like Sally and Gerry ( ) Mander and Justin and Mary Time, that credit should be given and celebrations should break out over our community of combined cleverness.

But then, it doesn't take More...

I didn't realise that, in Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, people write graffiti on the inside of the rectum wall. The things people get up to (and into) these days is horrendous. No wonder fridges are dying so young.

and speaking of the time ...

Plum:
I am here because I have co-codamol-resistant back pain that is making it impossible to sleep. Sudokuland keeps my mind off the pain. I could sit and watch the fridge, but I prefer being here.

Glenn, Hear!, Hear!

If this doesn't make you laugh just go ahead and close your casket!!!

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So More...

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible More...

Testing.......

LOL Jerry.

Ok Jerry, you call that funny.But a comedy or so called stuff, that is derived out of mocking ones handicap is the lowest/the most disgusting form of humor in my opinion.A physically challenged person shud never be the center of humor I feel.

Amelia, thank you for the birthday wishes for the Tin Man. I will pass them on to him. This has been a good day for him.

Appy, Sorry you were offended.

Jerry, you should go back in archives to 6 June 2006. Specifically Page 2. Amma posted the same joke titled Bible Salesman. It caused a bit of discussion then.
P p per s s sonally I I I I f f found i i it Huh huh ilarious.

Jerry, I'm not offended, and I stutter.