Sudoku Puzzles

billy u made my day with all those laughter...
keep it up
cheers

ah ha!1 st in 4 th..a gud one!!

Prawns on one side, squid on the other, all on skewers. I hope THAT clears that up

Hi Everyone,

I just added a new page 'Your Puzzles' which allows you to enter puzzles from other publications (or puzzles that you have made up) and play them online here.

You can find the link under 'Your Puzzles' in the main menu.

Let me know what you think.


Gath

Bang on 3 minutes! 1 more day of work then off on maternity leave...

why is it whenever i'm a bit slow i accidentally press the 'save your time' button and when i whizz through the puzzle I forget??

Thanks Gath, the new Your Puzzle page will help enormously when I do the hard ones from the Courier Mail. Your grids with the 9 numbers have helped but this looks great.

Thank you Gath. This will be a real aid for those tough ones a friend passes on to me.
All the best to you and yours.

Work! The curse of the Drinking Class.

Suzanne, we wish all the best for you. We haven't 'been there' but the advice you have been given here is similar to what has helped friends of ours who have. Try to take it one day at a time, and be sure to have at least one good chuckle a day. Finally, take time to smell the roses (or dandelions!)

1:58.

7 reasons not to mess with a child



A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl: More...

Baz, reason #7 got cut short.

and one more reason here...
the teacher was an arrogant youth and expected her 3 rd graders to follow her like a lamb
one day she came in the class and declared that she was an atheist and asked the children who all are an atheist to put their hands up..just to please her though the children More...

Well Hugh form Canberra you havn't even got the pronunciation and spelling right maybe you should be given another chance.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE. God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of More...

2:34
Marinated skewered prawns?
Howdy all!

oops. Didnt read above entries before asking my question which it appears has been answered. Thanks Baz.

Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 AM?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'

TFTD - Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday .... and now you know why.

2:18 piece of cake

i people this is so good

I think they're giant larvae threaded onto skewers in an Asian market. Baz, give Oscar Wilde an atribution when he deserves it.

4:50 My first time under 5. They are definitely not crawfish. I know my mud bugs (Cajun slang).

Wha???? Jack?? What are you talking about? Oscar Wilde? What about him?

Oscar Wilde coined the saying - work is the curse of the drinking classes. It is a play on - drink is the curse of the working classes.

Mark - where is mark? and welcome if you are new

the real curse is on those who don't work but drink

2:45. I vote for sausages. I don't really know.
Hope you find the ring. Remember, since you have already looked in the obvious places try any place no matter how strange. I found some lost keys, under my pillow in my bedroom. You never know.

Suzanne/Seattle: I have been in your position. My ex left me with 4 small children. There is no easy way through the emotions you are going to face, just accept them as part of the healing process. I found talking about the marriage and divorce to friends to be therapeutic...much like you relive More...

Oh yeah Hugh who can play rugby, bugger the maths.

Gath
cant get the 'own puzzle' grid to work. it wont let me put in any numbers after I have locked the initial numbers in.
cheers
rosemary

Bloody hell, some people will gripe at anything. I didn't know who coined the phrase, and if I did I still wouldn't have acknowledged it anyway. I thought it was WC Fields, but that's just me. The point of it is that it is a bit of humor.

And RK from Melb, can you get any more patronising?

And I have no idea who i should credit with this

I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Lucky Dog at K Mart and was in line to checkout.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again, More...

good mAen everyone 3:55 one of my best times till now

1:56 mmmm fried rat Maen

I like it when Baz talks about dogs bits it makes me giggle.

2:56, not bad for a near newbie.

Thanks Eden, I needed that

2:46 That was funny Baz.