Sudoku Puzzles

I know that some antivirus programs can be downloaded for free, but is anyone able to recommend one? Are there good firewalls too?

I will keep both of you in my prayers. You have been such a great friend and neighbour to her, and I'm sure this is hard on you too. I've been there with my dad, and watching someone fade away is heartbreaking. Life is so unfair sometimes.

That was just way too easy!

WARREN: Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your neighbor. She has been very lucky to have you as a friend. Each of us hopes that someone will be there for us when the end is near.

This one is the easiest we have had in a very long time! He doesn't seem to want to smile, but she is quite fetching...

Susan - Apart from being up extremely early, the best defence against the rubbish is common sense. Download only from trusted sites. Use a spam filtering program like mailwasher for your emails where you can set up a friends list. It allows you to check headers and subjects in emails. Delete More...

It seemed easy, but my time was about average anyway. I know how that guy feels, having sat through any number of unsuccessful portrait sessions.

Warren, best wishes. Hope she goes peacefully.

BEEHIVE, thanks again. I think our problems originated from a music sharing site. I knew about the attachments but not about clearing cookies, history etc. I tell my kids repeatedly about trusted sites etc. I'll google mailwasher and Mozilla to find out more. My son is very busy with his senior More...

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Warren Prayers and thoughts are with you and your neighbor. God bless you both.

The best cure for computer viruses is buying a Mac! I love mine!

1:59 Good Maen!
First time under 2 minutes.

I meant to tell you that some Australian celebs were born overseas. We only claim as Aussies those we want to be associated with. Russell Crowe spent much of his life here but was born in NZ and in our eyes is a NZer. 'night

has her hair been pulled real tight and taken her eye brows with it or has the photo been streeeeetched to fit the puzzle.

AMMA, KEITH, GLENN: I've missed you guys. You bring warmth and gentle humor to the site.

Wow.......

This on ewas hard.
Took me 3 hours.
lol

this was hard...
not!

Off to lunch with a group (cluster, clump, batch, assemblage, flock, coven!!) of gal pals, and then some errands around town, but wanted to leave a TFTD:

'A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.' (Pr. 15:1)

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Cat Heaven
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.

The Lord says to the cat, 'You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.'

The cat thinks for a moment and More...

Shark
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.

As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and More...

The Bible Salesman
A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window.

He went up to the owner and said, 'I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b.'

'I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment,' said the owner.

'I h-h-havvve a More...

Ponderings for Idle Moments
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

- How come abbreviated is such a long word?

- If it's zero More...

Gathering Chickens
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the More...

Lawyers on a Plane
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
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Good MAen! It WAS an easy puzzle! My best time yet, but still much slower than all of you. How DO you DO it????

Good Monday Maen, all!

Warren/Philly--You are such a wonderful friend to be available for your neighbor in her last days. Take good care of yourself, too.

Amma/WA,Iceland--loved your animal jokes!

I hope this way it's acceptable:

This year's top 10 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton contest, a.k.a . 'The Dark and Stormy Night Contest' (run by the English Dept. of San Jose State University), wherein one writes only the first line of a very bad novel:

10) 'As a scientist, More...

Very easy puzzle, never played on here b4!! :)

To Susan, Avantic is a good antivirus programme. I use it myself and have never had a problem.

SUSAN I MEANT AVASTI Soz had an Irish moment lol

Amma, ROTFL. Thanks always for your wonderful humor and sense of timing. Judy, great tftd, hope lunch was great fun. Warren, Those who have posted before me, Susan,Amma, Judy and Aileen, have expressed my sentiments well, I can only add that I hope the end will be gentle also.

3:58 Good mAen to all. Warren: It takes a special person to be there for someone who is dying. Many people cannot do it even if they are very close to the individual. I pray she goes quickly and peacefully.

Keith, I was still laughing at Amma's jokes I almost missed those wonderful Dark and Stormy night sentences you submitted. The list was so much fun to read...thanks and good to see you back on site. Marjo/Ca, Aren't the strawberries good this year. I too had to indulge myself this morning with strawberry shortcake. Mmmmmmm

Susan, I hope you check back after you've slept! www.grisoft.com has AVG Anti Virus, which I have used for about a year and am safe so far. They have a free version to download, or you can purchase more advanced versions with more features, including firewall. I've scheduled it to run everyday, and More...

LOVE all the jokes! Thank you to all who keep us laughing, smiling, or even smirking.

oops..Did not mean to shorten Australia in my note to Susan! Apparently, that's all that would fit in the name window, since I copy/pasted it.

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mAen all

Keith, Thanks so much for the hilarious (and literary) entries. I enjoyed them a lot.

Mamacita and Marjo--the strawberries are terrific this year!

I printed a Strawberry Tiramisu recipe (Epicurious? Bon Appetit? one of those) last week, and last night we had a similar dessert at an Italian restaurant in Irvine. Mm mm good...