Sudoku Puzzles

okay- last call, i'll be in there until I time out

mmm that was an accident.. i guess should pay attention to the comment #'s..
sorry if anyone was trying do your page thing

Getting ready to leave for the fireworks tonight, later

Apparently, nobody was trying. I tried to enter the Chatroom for the first time, and... my password and I don't exist. That gives me a great feeling of security and self image.\Actually, it's probably a continuation from yesterday. I could only post a comment if I restarted my computer More...

Jeb, I always thought that once you broke a brownie in half, all the calories fell out...

A DAVE BARRY CLASSIC

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenteritis, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through More...

PART II

At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those More...

CGreg, I have had that YouTube on my page for ages. I think it is very clever.

Bit cloudy here today.
Was going to pick up my knitting and do some today but I have lost a needle.
I cannot find it anywhere.
I will have to go out I guess and buy a set if
I want to get on with it.

Ooops!
ahhhhhhrh! That's better.
Jerry! Heidi! Kathy!
Sheep?! Sheep?! Runnin' in muck!?
What's that you say? I can't hear. (twiddles with hearing aid).
What's all this nonsense about sheep runnin' in muck?
How dare you More...

Slow day for you Rayray?? lol ehehehhe

Jane... I think I hurt myself..... LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!! THANKS.

Rayray ..... why do you keep your sheep in the house?? Those are unsanitary conditions for the sheep. They shouldn't be forced to live like that. SHAME!!!

2.37 Hang on dude, help is coming!

I know of an old house in the middle of a fenced in field that sheep took over and lived in. It was eventually sold and people actually DO live in it today! I always wondered if the new owners knew the history & if the smell still lingered...

everyone! Just time to say "Hi!" and then off to

6:02 Take heart slow people of the world. I had the settings not set as I usually do and it definitely slowed me down. More fireworks tonight at a nearby lake. I can see them popping up from the upstairs window.

everybody.
Blue sky, sun is shining....time to get out the secateurs and get back to the roses and the grape vine. Time for one more puzzle first...

I should be in my garden too Bean but instead I am knitting.
I went out and bought some needles.
Sitting outside in front of the outdoor stove.
Very nice.
Cooking a roast chicken for tea in it.

Jane - that was very funny, particularly for one who used to be a colonoscopy procedure room nurse. But I think Andy had to be a gastroenterologist - because gastroenteritis is a nasty gut infection!!

Just home from work - late off after a planned early escape (but the prem twins in Room 1 didn't hear that and thought they would arrive just as the morning staff were heading home! Still it was a nice way to end the day!

And now it's time to WHEEEEEE - over the page!

Oh no it's not!!! Can't count!

But I can CP before i go off for a nana nap!

I like this photo very much.... It gives a different view of the '' Hang On'' slogan ..... I can imagine converstion between tree and leaf ''Our life is just a rollercoaster, hold on tight because falling off is not an option'' ... leaf said: ''but hello...I am made to fall!''

CP you make me laught...can see myself in some of your comments.... I am working night this week and sympathise with you....

I remember a story about a patient dying of (?) cancer in a hospital room which had a view of a treee which was losing its leaves. There was something about him hanging on until the last leaf fell. The ending was that someone had painted a leaf on the window so that it looked like it was still on More...

The photo reminds me of a kiddy joke-
What does an elephant do if he gets stuck up a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn(fall)

BTW need more duct tape, ball had semi deflated again whilst I slept.......

when I work night shift, I loose track of day of the week, I continuously have to check for the time to keep me oriented....cannot count on my body clock to tell me when it is time to eat or sleep... Cat nap is all I can do as the place is either too bright or to noisy.... and my stomach goes on More...

GannieMo is grey will do? Hubby used up the red one for the car....was in need to fix his right mirror... wall was to close... now I can...

When I worked nights they (the powers that be) thought they would change the system and work 3on, 4 off, 4on, 3off, these being 12 hour nights. We never knew where we were. My opposite number and I decided to work 7 on and 7 off and found that this worked far better for us as you at least got a few More...

They (the powers in place) would like to implant that system... many youngers would like that.. less travelling they say.... I used to work 8 hrs,10 on/4 off. I agree put them all together... but I cannot see the benefit of working 12 hrs... you just don't have time to recuperate in between... no More...

Ah yes! shiftwork...I remember that. Unfortunately those, (powers that be and others)have no idea the effect that shiftwork has on those who do it. I, and most of my colleagues, always preferred to do several night shifts in a row but our bosses said no, this is bad for you you must limit it to three or four days (nights)at a time.

Study these and you can insult somebody and be classy about it! They probably won't even know you've done it.

When Insults Had Class (no 4-letter words!!). These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got More...

Continued....

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -
Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae More...

I like the one with the blank envelope one... I know where I can use it!
and the lamp posts one....
thanks Peter, it does illuminate my evening!

Great reading Peter, thanks

Sheila:
Also, there are places where sheep are now living that used to be occupied by humans. Think of that! DISGRACEFUL! Expecting sheep to live with all those humanoid stinks! Need deodorants there - you know - the osprays that make smells of compost heaps or decomposing manure - to make the More...

You are having a sheep day Rayray lol ehehhe

Time to whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I hope